Cutting Crew âI Just Died in Your Arms Tonightâ
 K: So youâre not a Michael Jackson fan.
 K: If one of his songs comes on the radio, do you immediately change the station?
 A: To be honest I don't think there is a MJ song that would make me scream "No way Jacko. Go pedal your Jesus Juice elsewhere." I don't listen to stations that play much of his music so it's almost a nostalgic treat to hear something from âOff the Wallâ and âThriller.â Even âBadâ or âDangerous.â I can even tolerate a McCartney duet or two when the mood strikes.
 K: I can think of only one song that makes me want to dropkick the radio through the goalposts of bad taste and that's Cutting Crewâs âI Just Died in Your Arms Tonight.â To me that song is a waste of airspace and had no redeeming values at all!
A: Donât hold back. Tell me how you really feel.
 A: I donât hate the song. As a matter of fact, there was a time when I sort of liked it. âI Just Died in Your Arms Tonightâ served a purpose for me in the eighties. It was reason-to-be-depressed schlock I had to play on my college radio station. For that reason alone, hearing the song again brings back the warm fuzzies. But now, it's just audio wallpaper. Why the not-so-deep-seated hatred for the milquetoast retro-eighties pseudo-classic?
 K: I don't like the melody. I don't like the arrangement. I don't like the lead singerâs voice...
 K: Ya. I don't like him.
 K: I donât like the back-up voices. And I really find the lyrics banal.
 A: You donât like âem?
 K: Honestly, if we were dating and you liked this song just a morsel more than you do, I think it would be a deal breaker.
A: I'm not going to try to defend Cutting Crew from your wrath. Youâre right. Itâs not a great song. What's worse, it has not weathered time well. But good and bad songs are sometimes circumstantial.
 A: I remember playing this along with songs like âTryâ by Blue Rodeo and âI Don't Mind At Allâ by Bourgeois Tagg on CRNC -- my campus radio station in college. That was a great time in my life. I hated high school. So now I was starting a new life doing exactly what I wanted to do and I loved it. That time spent on the air in college is nothing but good memories and, to be honest, the music is literally a soundtrack to those times. Today, that song is just a sound that reminds me of how free I felt before I entered the stifling corporate world of broadcast communications. You could say that the song foreshadowed the beginning of my career; and my affair with college radio â before marrying commercial broadcasting.
 K: So you agree. Itâs a bad song.
 A: Sort of. Iâm not going to sit here and try to decipher the band's convoluted purple prose just to give more reason to the fact that I only like the song for memories-sake. But that being said, when I looked up lists containing the most hated songs of the eighties, âI Just Died in Your Arms Tonightâ didnât make anyoneâs top ten that I could see.
 K: So what did make some of the most hated lists?
 A: Rick Astleyâs âNever Gonna Give You Upâ should have given up long ago. It was unnecessarily happy.
 K: It was sassy dancing fun.
 A: Taco. âPuttinâ On the Ritz.â Give me the Mel Brooksâ version any day.
 K: Fun to sing along too.
 A: Really? How about Toni Baselâs âMickey.â I donât want this tune representing my favourite musical decade.
 A: Bobby McFerrinâs âDonât Worry Be Happy.â
 K: Jamaica on my 25th birthday!
 A: Oh come on! Even McFerrin doesnât like this song. At least you are proving my âcircumstancesâ theory. How about âRock Me Amadeusâ by Falco?
 A: Iâll take Nena any day. Men Without Hats âSafety Dance?â
 K: Iâm watching the video right now.
 A: Thanks to Canadian Content regulations, I had to play this song way too many time in the eighties and ninties on the air. Radio burn-out. Beach Boysâ âKokomo?â
 A: Thank you. Luba? âEverytime I See Your Picture.â
 K: Liked Luba. Not that song. Just for that, Iâm hitting you with âBye Bye Mon Cowboy.â
 A: Mitsu Mitsu Mitsu Mitsu Mitsu Mitsu Mitsu MitsuâŚ
 A: Iâm just saying her name over and over again âtil it loses all meaning. Chris DeBurghâs âLady in Red?â
 A: Anything by Christopher Cross, Asia or Europe?
 K: Sailing was pretty. Arthurâs Theme was a strong song lyrically. Asia = Depression. And Europe was just background noise â even then.
 A: How about the song that is rumoured to have broken up the band; âWake Me Up Before You Go-Goâ by Wham! Take that Little Miss George Michael fan!
 K: What can I say? It put the boom boom into my heart!
 A: And the number-one song on more than one list counting down the most hated songs of the eighties: Starshipâs âWe Built This City.â
 K: I didnât mind that.
 A: Actually, neither did I.
 K: They marketed the song in a unique way. There was a radio announcer section in the middle of the track that was personalized for the geographic area near where you lived.
 A: I remember that! It is funny though that one of the so-called most hated songs in rock was actually co-written by one of the most successful songwriters in contemporary music.
 K: As in⌠Elton John and Bernie Taupin?
 A: After going back and listening to all of these songs, I have to ask⌠is Cutting Crewâs âI Just Died in Your Arms Tonightâ really THAT bad?
 K: Well, I have found a one redeeming factoid. When Van Eede wrote the song, he came up with the opening line and the title while having sex with his girlfriend. I guess the train of thought started with the French belief that an orgasm is like âla petite mortâ or a tiny death.
 A: So you like the song a little more now?
 K: No. Still makes me change the station. But at least I've got some interesting trivia to think-on to help drown-out that awful noise.