#1 sunset sarsaparilla fan

wheatley man at this point, this is mostly x files local xander relater he/him guy cannibalized first in the plane crash scenario

[cosmonautroger]

[sailermoon]

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

[sailermoon]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[worldwright]

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

[stranglingffruit]

reaching the bus stop just as it drives away

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[howlerbat]

An underrated Loumand moment from s2 is when Louis claims that they're not that serious then starts quizzing Armand "how well you know your partner" style

He's so funny for that like "See? You don't know me that well" and Armand doesn't even remember what his own name was

[joe-spookyy]

this moment is probably underrated because i’m sure many others like me were paying no attention to the dialogue happening due to how fucking hot louis looks here

[vampirewillowrosenberg]

This has been said many times before by other people but I'm throwing my hat in the ring. The most important part about Dark Willow is that she's cringe. This is basically her Shadowclan Warrior Cats oc being played out here. It's another mask, another costume, another part she feels compelled to play. She has her all black outfit and black box dye hair and black eyes and veins and she's trying to think of the most edgy and evilest things she could think of, but because it's Willow it comes off as forced and dorky. The thing is, you can't really laugh in the moment because she's still got the credentials to back her up. She tore down the Magic Box with her friends still inside of it. She flayed a man alive. She was legitimately about to start the apocalypse and would've succeeded had Xander not stopped her. She has the power, she is capable of harm on an inconceivable scale, but she is also the living embodiment of Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace right now because that's what she thinks evil looks like. She cannot imagine evil ever looking like her, so she dresses up and refers to Willow as someone who isn't her because she cannot fathom ever perceiving her real, true self as someone who is capable of being bad. It's just so delightful to me

[savethelifeofmychild]

what's up with folk music being full of faggots, does singing about vietnamese war and drugs turn u into dick/clit sucking machine? so fucking tired of harmonica bisexuals rn

this is the best ask ever. music critics in the mid 1960s:

[appelflapuit]

thinking about these pictures

[mao-chick-a-wow]

and you may find yourself,

[sevenmoreminutes]

ford prefect: ok Well so the ebtire earth just exploded and everyone died but its ok. Dont freak out. Heres a kindle fire

arthur dent:

[kingcatnine]

[kingcatnine]

IM DOING BAD

[ericvilas]

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

[ericvilas]

Truly the best possible outcome this post could've had