go to skinny jail

woweo

[honeydipxxx]

Maybe im bingeing because i didnt reblog that post that said reblog to stop bingeing idk

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

I have found a Legendary Post

[skinny-loverrrr]

I audibly laughed.

[anabitchhhh]

i feel privileged to have found this 😼

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[peachbruiseboy-deactivated20210]

Thrift stores are like “we have the ugliest shirts that have ever existed on this planet” and gay teenagers are like “do you promise 🥺🥺🥺🥺”

[mybonesandfat]

✨reblog to get skinny legs✨

ignore and the wizard will skidaddle over your skidoodles

[faerie-hearts]

Not with how I’m eating but I can dream

[absmccrabs]

my coworkers and I kept fake fighting and they were hitting my upper arms and I'm like sToP iTs sPiCy

[evianic]

This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[absmccrabs]

HEHE oops just ate 3 meatballs

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[thehugwizard]

Need da luck

[absmccrabs]

I keep reblogging these

we are not having a good time

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ampervadasz]

[klubbhead]

[1dietcokeinacan]

This is in my top 5 of his vids

[killkode345]

[zsnes]

im living inside of my best dreams but im not asleep imawake im

awake

[zsnes]

in my dreams i see the face of god and he sings to me so sweetly but i know im not dreaming

im awake

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[somecutething]