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28 | they/them i really just be reblogging shit. secret-not-so-secret sideblog for maddsmallow for non -fandom stuff

[pridefulsuggestion]

you don’t always have to pace yourself. go hog feral on it, if that’s what calls to you.

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[sandmandaddy69]

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[touhouweed]

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[mending-magpie]

Enchanted by this wet floor sign I saw at work

[cikero]

[dogpuppy]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[parakeet]

#MyCoin

[soapydoll]

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

[kindlingnorah]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

[myheartis4him-deactivated202207]

any other girls feel a permanent sense of unbelonging no matter where they are or who they are with