Human Thibgs

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[absolutely-not-an-alien]

he did it

[popittart]

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[possessable]

i like to imagine starbuck didn't react very strongly when ishmael snuck into the captain's quarters because they All Did That at some point

[scoliosin]

oughhfhhhhh the new dq id i could cry

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

[otherwindow]

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

[otherwindow]

[ciderjacks]

Stranger

(Sorry for awkward cropping LOL)

[digital-roots]

He's literally me fr

[excessivepyromania]

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

[zzoupz]

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᒷ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ⍑╎ᒲ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ…. リ𝙹, リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ⊣ᔑᒲᒷ, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ⎓ᔑリᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹⚍リᓵᒷᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 𝙹⎓ℸ ̣ᒷリ

[zzoupz]

[randomalienencounter]

⍑╎╎╎ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹 ⍑╎

[zzoupz]

oh ok

HELLO HAIII !!!!!

[jureijenahcrator]

In celebration

[ominous-arcade]

this picture is driving me crazy. unreal. does she know she's alive.

[everythingfox]

pretty kitty

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[flanneldragon]

[nyancrimew]

[randomalienencounter]

∴⍑… ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ↸╎↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リ ↸𝙹 ℸ ̣𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ ᓭᓵ╎ᓭᓭ𝙹∷ᓭ….???????? ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ↸╎↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リ ℸ ̣𝙹⚍ᓵ⍑ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ ᓭᓵ╎ᓭᓭ𝙹∷ᓭ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑???? ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ᓭ⚍リ ⎓╎リ⊣ᒷ∷ᓭ???????

[welshdrummer-official]

Funnily enough I saw the original post on reddit. Here it is. Both links are the same post in different subreddits but same person posted it.

[randomalienencounter]

⍑𝙹∴ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ↸╎↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ᓭ⚍↸↸ᒷリꖎ|| ᒷリ⊣⚍ꖎ⎓ᒷ↸ ╎リ ⎓ꖎᔑᒲᒷᓭ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ リ𝙹∴⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ??????? ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑ∷ᒷ ||ᔑꖎꖎᓭ !¡⚍ℸ ̣ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ╎リ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓭᓵ╎ᓭᓭ𝙹∷ᓭ????????

[welshdrummer-official]

T⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ⍑𝙹リᒷᓭℸ ̣ ꖎ|| ᔑ ⍊ᒷ∷|| ⊣𝙹𝙹↸ ᑑ⚍ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ. I'ᒲ ᔑꖎᓭ𝙹 ᑑ⚍ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ╎リ⊣ ⍑𝙹∴. Iリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᒷᓭℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ᓵᔑᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑリᒷ𝙹⚍ᓭ ᓵ𝙹ᒲʖ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ? o∷ ᔑ ∷ᒷᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷリ⍊╎∷𝙹リᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ᔑ∷𝙹⚍リ↸ ╎ℸ ̣ ? w⍑𝙹 ꖌリ𝙹∴ᓭ?

[randomalienencounter]

ᒷᔑ∷ℸ ̣⍑ ╎ᓭ ∷ᒷᔑꖎꖎ|| ᔑ ᓭℸ ̣∷ᔑリ⊣ᒷ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣……….. ∴⍑|| ᔑᒲ ╎ ᓭℸ ̣⚍ᓵꖌ ╎リ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ………. 𝙹⎓ ᔑꖎꖎ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣ᓭ………

[everythingfox]

Going with the flow

[doinkdoinkdonk]

via taylorndean on instagram

[everythingfox]

Cuddled up

[cuddly-coati]

gently bap your passum

[shiontea-deactivated20150116]

i dfont understand

[flashexe-deactivated20150228]

bap youre pasum

[girl-detector]

[majindoodles]

damn bruh at least let me finish first ⁉️