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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

absolutemonstrocity

My turn 🥹

#kick the can guys #kick it #good things will happen I promise #like #uh #...#yeah

Dead ass chat, the freak circus so funny cus what do you mean an oc I made in 7th grade looks like ticket taker.

They both have a split mask and they both have a top hat, the main difference is my guy is a normal human who only wears monochromatic black and white.

#like it's funny cus what if I post him one day and people think I copied TFC #like chat I didn't I promise 😭#I have his first drawing ever saved #I promise I'm original 🙏🏽#the freak circus #tfc #tfc ticket taker #once again #I didn't copy the Creator #please believe me guys 😭

"she's doing it for men!"

"it's all for the male gaze!"

"she's clearly not a feminist..."

"she acts like such a whore!"

And I don't fucking care 🫩

#sabrina carpenter #Sabrina #house tour #music #pop industry #women should be allowed to dress and act how they want #I don't care if you think she's a slut #you can have your opinion and I'll have mine #I like her #she's pretty #let her use her looks to her advantage if she wants too #how does that hurt you in any way #if you don't like it click off

If life keeps lifing the way it's lifed so far, I'm gonna resort to drawing furry porn <3

#last resort #economy #life #life sucks right now #i need money #we ALL need money #ugh

The concept of spending my time watching a show about countries as humans.

It's quite amusing.

#hetalia #uh what else #hetalia italy #hetalia germany #hetalia japan #bro Italy and Germany are mad gay #I don't stand a chance #hetalia america #he's so funny I love him #hetalia france #hetalia britain #hetalia russia #MAGIC METAL PIPE OF PAIN ✨#I love his voice he's so cute I have him on my wall #hetalia china #he's such a mood #okay I should go to bed now

I ORDERED THE KITTY BURNING SPICE PLUSH AHHH 🥹🙏🏽

He will be mine soon... Very soon.... 😈

#cookie run kingdom #crk #burning spice cookie #cookie run kingdom burning spice cookie

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

Is it a praise kink or am I just starving for validation because it gets hard to see that I'm good enough to be where I am, especially when compared to all the other people around me who don't even need to try or try very little and still do better than me....

Nah, it's definitely a praise kink.

#praise kink go brrrr #mwahahaha #i'm tired #it's like almost 2 am #praise kink #i crave validation #academic validation #emotional validation #self validation #praise me

I have this problem where my pain noises sound like I'm moaning.

Okay so... What if one day in the future I'm getting absolutely POUNDED in my puss and my neighbors think I'm getting attacked, like what do I do there 😭💔

#wtf do i even tag this