just sitting here

when they were handing out sexualities and genders I was out playing in the woods so I have neither sorry a small goblin with shitty brain chemistry and a deep love of random pieces of media few other people care about

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[inber]

let's struggle to dine with mama

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

me attempting to do literally any task

[elllapamoved]

My favorite kind of customer

[elllapamoved]

Everyday I am bombarded by beautiful women who are enchanted by little creatures. They can't keep getting away with this

[twowhitehorses]

as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

[twowhitehorses]

[oliviawebsite]

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

[oliviawebsite]

ah i see now. so "walgreen" was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this "america". you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

[commander-ledi]

[quarkfancam]

this is killing me he doesn't even gaf about the yuri behind him

[quarkfancam]

[murgoten]

astrologers will call them good friends

[transfemmbeatrice]

starting a collection. please add on

[fairytalefem]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[dozydawn]

mother of pearl & abalone card cases

[charl0ttan]

problematic time zone gap

[charl0ttan]

when you were having lunch she was literally still asleep

[failfemme]

i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.

[czesca]

they should make nervous systems that are less nervous

[czesca]

it's all i'm asking for !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annaplexis]

🧶 Cow hitch increase

Unlike all other single-stitch increases I know, this one is perfectly symmetrical. I’ve been seeing it a lot in my feed lately, so I thought I’d share it. Haven’t tried it yet in a project though.

It mimics the structure of a cow hitch knot - hence the name.

🎥 🧶 👀✨

How to make increases

Depending on what you are making, you may need to increase the number of stitches on your needles. There is a number of ways to do this. For

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

these fucking tags 😭

[blankboyo]

stupid