[slimeyoldman]

Rick and Morty playlist.

[lon3rlife]

There’s no way in hell that his bed is even remotely comfortable or sturdy. I imagine trying to fuck on that bed would lead to it collapsing and springs from the mattress digging into your back

[erudit0ne]

Morty after a quarrel with Rick:

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[sharkwave-zee]

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[qweis0n]

blablablah

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[anotheronenoone]

(ir)replaceable

[nazkarcito]

he’s watching Bluey on tiktok

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

[throathole]

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

[elliespectacular]

something stupid this way sucks

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Nobody wants me around not a single soul

[kirbymongerr]

I want you around Hsuhao and hope you can turn your life around and really become happy with yourself and your circumstances

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Clearly never going to happen