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ibenology

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

fourohfourlifenotfound

tall

lesbianfl

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

insomniac-arrest

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

thedogeveryonehates

kind of a milf. reblog

asharomi

shetheyslain

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

thelovelyblark-barg

My mom and I went to an antique mall and we were both devastated that this was $650

hickeywiththegoodhair

the shop owners are well aware of its value

robpilled

alien comic

andthefact

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.