cool guy zone

everything sucks if you don't get your way (they/them)

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[abuttcheek]

so excited for spotify wrapped considering I went through like five breakups this year

[fairycosmos]

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

[moomoorare]

[shynestar]

[evilsanlang]

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

[evilsanlang]

sorry I felt like lying

[harperssterns]

[abuttcheek]

gonna start posting hole on tumblr now that I'm back

[gandalftopsurgery]

The cheekface guy will say something like "I woke up late for earth and it made me late for heaven" and I'll be like "holy shit it's just like my life" as if that actually makes any sense

[sevenmoreminutes]

every single cheekface song sounds like

*really energetic guitar opening* (most monotone voice you’ve ever heard) the way the cookie crumbled all over my clean sheets! marvel should pay their cgi artists better! the worms on the sidewalk all think I’m annoying! *drum and guitar solo*

[avpdnoisearchive]

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

[not-marta-deactivated20190625]

I still love you, call me.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

janitor:

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[autisticsouda]

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

[batsquatchin]

My sisters boyfriend custom made this hoodie and when I read it I thought I was having a stroke

[theancientwayoflife]

~ Vessel with Two Feet. Culture: Near Eastern Date: ca. 1000-800 B.C. Medium: Ceramic

[earndiltheequalizer]

@ribbonflies

[hogmilked]

somebody please do it to em

[snaappy]

you know i had to

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

this image literally manifested in my mind as soon as I saw the first image before seeing anything below it

[lumina-star-okochi]

AAAAAAAA

[pettycentral]

[milflover166-deactivated2019040]

my room also known as stupid idiot jail