chronically eepy

Outer Wilds Side: abyssal-outer-wilds | Current writing side: abyssal-treekeeper | go ahead and call me Scooter; going through phases of being online. I also tag everything if y'all need to blacklist stuff | stuck in Tellius forever 💙 | cycling through TMA, Outer Wilds, and FE

[abyssal-narration]

oh no it's time to do the thing

Scooter (or any version of URL) ♫ 32 ♪ she/her ♫ super ADHD & chronically anxious ♪ aroace

Multifandom blog!

I always tag stuff, but if there's something you want me to tag specifically for blacklisting purposes, please let me know!

Outer Wilds side blog: @outer-abyssal-wilds

Outer Wilds/writing side blog: @abyssal-treekeeper

Dragon Age side blog: @necromancers-anonymouss

Shit You'll (currently) Find Here:

The Magnus Archives

Fire Emblem (specifically the Tellius games!)

Outer Wilds & Dragon Age have their own blogs so they don't count lmao

Animals!

Videos I happen to find goofy

Miscellaneous anime/manga

I Love Voice Acting!!!

Bullying favorite characters is one of my favorite hobbies

Shit I Love But Don't Reblog Much (bc I don't run across it/don't actively search for it)

Lucky Dog 1

Zero Escape trilogy/AI Somnium

Pokemon!

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Legend of Zelda

Dungeons & Dragons

I mostly tend to lurk, and I generally don't use the replies function; I'm a Tag Yapper Gold Medalist. I write, though I'm fairly inconsistent with sharing it on this blog (something I'm trying to get better about). My ask box is always open for....anything, tbh. I love interacting with people and answering questions about opinions and series/media I've engaged with.

My executives function whenever they damn well please, however, so I'm fairly bad at responding to messages. I don't mind being poked about replies, though!

[apolladay]

whats the longest youve gone without sleeping?

less than 24 hours

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45-50 hours

50-60 hours

60+ hours without sleeping

whats the longest youve gone without sleeping?

less than 24 hours

24-30 hours

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60+ hours without sleeping

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[burnsopale]

Vetinari is standing at his window, watching Commander Vimes stomp off after another successful row.

Vetinari: I must say, he's become rather a complicated instrument over the years. He's like a pipe organ; there are so many buttons to push, but if you strike the wrong, or indeed even the right, chord, the reverberations can bring the house down. Such a powerful instrument must be played with great caution.

Drumknott, distracted by his clipboard: Don't worry, Sir; no one plays Commander Vimes' organ like you do.

Vetinari: ...

Drumknott: ... If you need me, I'll be in the scorpion pit.

[bitcoitus]

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

[bitcoitus]

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

[datsderbunnyblog]

As a cane user myself, the plot line with Vetinari's (alleged) sword cane in Making Money is SO satisfying. This whole drama unfolds over the replica cane and the resolution is Vetinari very calmly explaining to Moist that "No, I don't have a sword cane, sword canes are for losers, my cane is a piece of wood that I lean on when my leg hurts, and I can't believe you even slightly fell for that in the first place, you dipshit, and the only value this fake sword cane has is to make you wildly uncomfortable because I've convinced you to stand there and hold it against your will. And even your girlfriend thinks that's funny by the way. Also you're a dipshit."

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[abyssal-narration]

The more I see "mlem" being used as an SFX in manga (for me, it recurs most commonly in yaoi), the more heartbroken I become. What a word to use. When it's used in smut scenes, nothing takes me out faster, and when it's used in any scene potentially serious, I'm ALSO taken out.

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[secondclassvines]

“what my sims do when im offline”

[officalsuper-k]

I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[marikusalana]

Ike tries to get through to Soren, almost succeeding as Soren appears to have been in a daze. Unfortunately, Izuka intervenes and seems to get Soren back under his control

[silversanimewhump]

Dantalian no Shoka | The Mystic Archives of Dantalian

Episode 12

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[abyssal-narration]

Another commission (of another D&D character) from the ever-delightful and talented @kirtini!! <3 <3 This jackass is Perkonos (No Last Name Because I Am Lazy & He Doesn’t Want One). He’s a homebrewed version of a Simic-Hybrid (think the Zoras from Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, and Twilight Princess, with variety similar to Echoes of Wisdom!); this “subtype” is known as a Siberys and they live in the deep ocean. Perkonos is mechanically a Reborn (formerly a Lightning Genasi). He was killed during combat during a war—explaining the scar on his chest—and it was his rage that essentially brought him back.

Perkonos is former military; a general and a leader. He loves the thrill and dance of combat. I could go on and on about him, to be honest; he’s one of my favorite creations in recent years.

I ran him as an Echo Knight fighter primarily, but I eventually multiclassed him into Monk, Way of the Leaden Crown (third party); it was awesome because it was before 2024 rules, and before Monks could inherently deal force damage.

Slightly important to him, but not pivotal to his character, is the fact that he’s the grandson to Keranos, the God of Storms (from Mythic Odyssey of Theros). Perkonos would much prefer to live as a mortal, however. The messiness of mortal emotion has always been a draw for Perkonos. Hand-to-hand combat is Perkonos’s preferred method of fighting (he’s very fond of the cestus in particular, but he’s proficient with most weapons. Anything He Can Get His Hands/Tentacles On would be something he’d classify as a weapon. The gold bracelets he wears is his divine weapon, and they can transform into any weapon he’s handled before.