i'm just way too scared to take anything seriously
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i'm just way too scared to take anything seriously
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
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Alopias pelagicus
Perpetually confused
"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."
original
There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it
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thanatos picks zagreus up after death by natural causes challenge
The prince is dying as the world erupts.
His eyes are weary, skin slick
For it is hot in the air of Asphodel—
Ghostly in its hue as death incarnate, the peaceful executioner descends on swift wings.
Thanatos takes in measure the thin spindle of life, the single thread that keeps Zagreus up right.
And the quietus god cannot help but note that even in the painful strain of slaughter, the prince is beautiful.
He will do this job one-hundred
No—one thousand more times today,
And yet.
It is the smile that undoes him. The grin that spreads Zagreus’ handsome face wide as his eyes roam across death itself, no fear
Only Chthonic joy that strips him bear until he—in the glory of the underworld—is nothing but the query man of slain foes at their feet. Waiting for the reprieve of his hand.
And it occurs to Thanatos, as his scythe pauses in the space between them,
As the very god of death holds his blow,
that there is no other soul that could stave the quickness of his blade.
They are immortal gods here, in the underbelly of the world, but for just a moment,
or is it an hour?
or perhaps several days—whatever the equivalent to gods—
The little godling conjures butterflies into mother night, the dark of her stars his only company.
Even then the shades knew him by sight, the world above by name.
He is a feared child.
He is alone.
And then there were two.
And the prince and the son of Nyx are something akin to children with their hands stained red from afternoons playing in the riverbed.
It is gentle. He does not know how to be anything less to this prince of redemption.
As he scoops him into his arms, inexorably drawn,
And it is by his bare fingers, not his scythe, that Zagreus falls.
The dark head lulls, his body limp.
And even in death Thanatos can feel the clutch of his grip.
The immortal longing of two souls at rest.
in death
death
death
They plunge below worlds, into the shaded Styx,
And they hold against each other.
A waiting pattern of tender flesh
As infinite sleep burst toward the surface of an underworld set alight.
The fire rages.
His brother sleeps
And Thanatos lifts his prince from the bathing of bloodshed.
And as Zagreus awakes in the dichotomous arms of the dark cloud of demise, Thanatos cannot help but remind him that he is
His
His
His
In rebirth
And in death.
chances are i'll never write this but hear me out
I've been on a hades replay trip these last few days and keep thinking "I'd love to write an AU of this story with a heavy ThanZag spin" but one, the names are killing me. I love an office AU but I cannot imagine a guy from the finance department called Thanatos. Or that evil bitch from the legal department Tisiphone. And you cannot turn Sisyphus into a nickname. Like one crazy name in a modern AU is fine, everything else feels weird after a while.
And two, the thing that's fundamental to the story is that Zag is trying to leave one place that's bad for him to get to another that's less bad but also unlivable, being aided by people who assume he'll join them in a "great" place - which is equally bad for him. In a corporate setting that simply doesn't work. Mayyybe as a royal!AU but then you might as well not bother.
So I've come to the conclusion that the only real option you have for a Hades Modern!AU... is a crime family AU:
the names? undercover/code names
The weird family dynamics? Easily done when you're part of "the family"
The Gods from Olympus can either be another crime family OR government agents offering witness protection (equally shady!)
You get to keep the element of the whole, well, dealing death situation
Plenty of room for comic relief with the Hypnos's of this world
Alas I could never write a mafia AU. But the thought is not leaving me.
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POV: You're about to lose all your money!
A secret santa gift for @glitchbean !
professional associates, back in business...!!
Recently cleaned up Hades sketches from my backlog.
“who’s the top??” “who’s the bottom?” “blank is such a bottom-“ “so and so is taller so they’re the top-“ listen guys. it’s whichever one has a harder time being vulnerable. that’s the bottom
Here we are, y'all. This is the first gif I have made in 10 years! Wow, it feels good to flex that muscle after a loooong rest. Maybe it's a bit choppy, but eh it's fine with me as long as I get to watch my meow meow Thanatos tonguing his Zagreus, heh
[wip]
maybe one day i'll draw zagreus not fresh off a run
addendum: this was referenced off of a statue made of a painting called The Kiss of the Sphinx!!
young jeff goldblum save me young jeff goldblum
he's so UGHHH