Mongoosing

30-something|21+ only pls|I write for people who like to be put in Situations AO3|Ko-fi

[mongoosingisme]

AO3|Ko-fi|Bluesky

Hi, hello. You can call me Mongoose or Goose. I write about made up men, mostly from Stardew Valley and Love and Deepspace. The vast majority of my work is NSFW, so please keep this in mind as you browse!

KINKTOBER 2025 MASTERLIST

A note about Pepper Problems

Looking for my Stardew Valley stuff? I got you! Go here for my Stardew Valley Masterlist!

Regarding requests: my inbox is always open for requests, and I always want to hear from you. However, I reserve the right to only respond to those requests where I feel I have something to offer.

[amygdalae]

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[knghtlghtr]

various patholings (ignore the obvious favorite child)

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[kosmogrl]

[herpsandbirds]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

[an0neemouse]

Boredom is so important for creativity. We spend our lives constantly inundated with entertainment. Phones in our pockets with games and apps that function like tiny computers. TVs in every waiting room, restaurant, and living room. Music on every radio, computer, and phone. It's everywhere. And we've been trained to think that boredom is bad so we are constantly seeking more and more stimulation.

But boredom is actually necessary for creativity. Our brains need that rest in order to get really primed to create some great shit. It's why we think of the best lines of dialogue in the shower, the best scenes right before we fall asleep. You have to stop feeding your mind constant stimuli if you want to be able to create art of any kind.

And sure, other media is great for inspiration. Everything has its place and time. But if you're sitting there trying to write or draw or sculpt or whatever with the TV on, music blaring, a game on your phone and no ideas will come to you, turn it off. Whatever it is, turn it off. Embrace the boredom. Let your mind wander. It takes practice, but it's worth it. I promise.

You'll be a better artist for it.

[yumerisa]

Elliott rkgk.

[writingdose]

me: I should write

also me: let me play the scene in my head and fantasize about writing it instead

[mizuthe-cat]

give a character your issues it's literally free

[wickedhawtwexler]

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[mongoosingisme]

Hi mongoose! Where would you rank the big 3 at giving the best massages? I see a strong argument for Harvey making #1 but I could see Shane as a dark horse in that race too.

Hi Anon!

I love this question, but my answer is going to feel like a cop out because I think each bachelor is #1 in a different category.

Number one massage giver for overall restoration and health? Absolutely Harvey, no question. The man understand the human body, and what’s more he understands you. He watches what you do and how you move. He picks up on small changes in how you hold yourself that betray underlying discomfort or injury. He has the knowledge to address these issues and the willingness to put in as much time and effort as necessary to get you feeling better. There’s nothing he finds more satisfying than keeping you feeling your best, and it absolutely comes out in his massages.

Number one massage giver for deep, thorough massages? Absolutely Shane. He has the edge on Harvey here because he’s much more used to physical activity and he’s stronger. He didn’t learn about physical therapy in school - he went through it while he was playing gridball. All of that translates into a very intuitive approach. Think big, strong hands that absolutely refuse to back down from any knot you need relieved. Plus, Shane always feels a little like he has something to prove, so he’s gonna put in the work to see you satisfied, no matter how long it takes.

Which brings us to Elliott. He doesn’t have Harvey’s expertise or Shane’s instincts, but he absolutely makes up for it with ambiance and vibes. He doesn’t give you a massage: he provides a full sensory experience. Fresh sheets. Mood lighting. Soft music. Aromatic oils (he knows your favorites and always has them on hand). Cool water with cut up fruit in it. His technique is more “let me touch you in a way that feels good” than it is practiced. I think he’s the most likely of the three to disrobe alongside you, so there’s lots of skin-on-skin over the course of your time together.

Thank you for the ask!!