Accidental Diversion

Early 30s. Gay. He/him.

[accidental-diversion]

Never submit to a man.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I fucked Roy G. Biv

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[labcorp]

[calebwittebane]

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

[christianstepmoms]

[ichigo-kuriimu]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

[ichigo-kuriimu]

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

i have to do everything around here

[notahorseindisguise]

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".

[twofingerswhiskey]

oh so like "eh" in canadian

[the-last-teabender]

*un-Babels your Tower*

[maykitz]

[log6]

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

[anglaised]

and then what happened?

[log6]

I suffered in silence

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[dogpuppy]

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[dkpsyhog]

Makes sense to me

[impossiblepackage]

The coal car is so the train driver man can have delicious barbecues whenever he likes (:

[haintxblue]

sometimes when i see posts like this i go and check on the person who was Very Wrong because about 80% of the time their blog now looks like this:

scarlet letter tumblr edition

[steelydanyaoi]

freak as fuck sign

[certified-piss-posts]

Certified piss post

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun