[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[dogpuppy]

[snototter]

A pheasant tailed jacana (Hydrophasianus chirurgus) in Asia

by ezchou

[hungwy]

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

[mlarayoukai-archive]

cat

[cryptratfromrunescape]

IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

[07170]

really love these two replies in particular

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[captain-price-returns]

[mevil]

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[charl0ttan]

youre gonna love this bro. its called settings

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[energyprison]

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[things-that-are-not-true]

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

[puyopuyo]

Visit Original Link

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface