Made to confuse

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[hellmurderisland]

not to be that guy but 'it's me boy the ps5 i'm speaking to you inside your brain' or however that meme goes is. also a homestuck plot point

[ivo-moved]

no yeah this did happen

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Vampires and clowns are the same species. Environmental factors they experience during their larval state determine which they turn into. It's like baby alligators in a way.

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Nope sorry post cancelled. I can't imagine what this could possibly even mean but I know that if one person says this it's only a matter of time before that accidental homestuck blog finds me.

[kimpossibooty]

SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG

[lilyangorian]

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

we should raise judges and lawyers in captivity away from society so they will all be unbiased forces and uniquely deranged. They can have Tumblr accounts though. The only books they can have are filled with moral dilemmas and law shit.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

Hm. I probably should have considered my audience before posting this. Oh well!

[peacesparadoxx]

yknow what i hate those "you can totally kiss your friends!" posts that do a 180 when you have a partner. why can't i kiss the homies if i'm dating?? those are two separate relationships, my guy

[paper-mario-wiki]

just cried really hard thinking about how much popuko and pipimi love each other and how it's encapsulated in the first op of the anime

[paper-mario-wiki]

"A repetition, the spirograph I pictured,

a geometrical pattern of destruction and creation,

we'll see each other before the end,

we'll travel to a parallel universe, take note of all the wishes there,

and remake the world."

they are fundamanetal constants of any universe and will always find each other in every timeline. that's how strong their connection is bro.

[paper-mario-wiki]

here is whats happening in the op during those lines btw

in ANY TIMELINE bro

[kkachis]

i hate to be the one to kick the hornet's nest but. isn't that homestuck

[paper-mario-wiki]

no it's not. go away.

[kirilravensong-blog]

“On that day I swore to them that I would bring them out of the land of Egypt into a land that I had searched out for them, a land flowing with milk and honey, the most glorious of all lands.”

— Ezekiel 20:6

[memewhore]

[vicholas]

it’s commendable how Jim Henson knew that making a variety show that happens to star puppets would inevitably be pigeonholed as a kids show so he chose the name THE MUPPET SHOW: SEX AND VIOLENCE for the pilot to try to avoid that and then it still didn’t work

[vicholas]

#do you ever see something and know it’s not true but still refuse to look it up in the hopes that it is true? #yeah.

I didn’t even realize when I posted this that it sounded like a shitpost, but no, I’m dead serious here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppet_Show:_Sex_and_Violence

[vicholas]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ate a piece of radioactive rock and spat out a battery that could last almost forever (like thousands of years).

[unpretty]

growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.

[unpretty]

😔

[blogname214]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

I am going to either die or gain godlike powers in two hours

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

somehow i am not surprised at all

[coughloop]

Google Earth would like to share you location with LARGE ASTEROID. Would you like to have your precise location broadcasted to LARGE ASTEROID?

[computationalcalculator]

[yeahponcho]

a wizard... !

[direhuman]

[cheeseyx]

Shout-out to girlies who don't use any product on their horns and talons. "Yeah I only use a buffing wax and a gentle calcite oil, plus screener if I'm going to be in the sun" no, fuck that. This is about people who let the water stains stick and aren't afraid of fading. The obsession with looking like you're still in your 100s is so toxic and like. Who cares if you're 340 and one horn is slightly darker than the other. Gore anyone who gives you shit about it