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taurielsilvan

the hobbit + thranduil requested by smauglins

“Other lands are not my concern. The fortunes of the world will rise and fall but here in this kingdom we will endure.”

gideonseymours

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

squirrelstone

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

libraryoftheancients

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

gaphic

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

gaphic

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

satyriconmp3

#hereditary was a documentary

cinemapix

BRITNEY SPEARS 2000, “Oops!… I Did It Again”

omegaverse

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

omegaverse

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

ink-pedia

theblacklodge

i hope the world doesn’t turn into mad max bc I can’t drive

dragginage

“hi this is your uber driver here i’m parked in front of immortan joe’s shrine”

laughinggravy

chewbacca

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU, dir. Gil Junger.

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flawlessgentlemen

I had no intention of being an actor ever. I was an artist—I fancied myself an artist—I sold paintings at bars to pay my rent. And then four years later, I moved to Los Angeles and met a casting director named Eliza [Roberts] and went from there. Then I spent 20 years struggling trying to figure out how the fuck I was going to make a living and feed my dog. And now we’re doing okay. Now we’re Negan.