this account is evidence for an insanity plea

i stomp dogs he/him

[rslashrats]

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

Soul caliber 6

[accountingderek]

coldplay is so fucking funny to me. Viva la Vida has some of the most fucking heartwrenching songs ever composed (Violet Hill will never fail to make me bawl) and then everything they've done since has been the most shit ass consumable trash ever made

[peatmosses]

If I could chose to sacrifice one kids cartoon show thing to get rebooted to save the other shows tho I would 1000% nominate Regular Show to get the Riverdale treatment bc that would be SOOOOO funny could you imagine

[campyvillain]

MORDECAI AND RIGBY STOP GAYBAITING PEOPLE OR YOURE FIRED!!!!!!!!

[accountingderek]

Look me in the eyes and tell me an edgy Teen Titans Go reboot wouldn’t be a 3 season long in-joke about how dumb tv reboots are

[plasmalogical]

i see you not reblogging this

[wetcetera]

To the jonker this is just a regular liquid

[accountingderek]

He drinks anarchy

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[lesbx]

anyway easily one of my fave dark souls lore tidbits is that there is a Not insignificant amount of narrative importance placed on a character who’s name is literally Big Hat Logan

[lesbx]

his wiki has this line

[accountingderek]

Did you know? There’s a very specific reason why he has the name Big Hat, it befuddled a lot of people for a while

[hotvampireadjacent]

me rewatching clips from the 1975 count of monte cristo: youtube: would you like to watch a video essay on killing stalking

me: oh fuck no

[accountingderek]

I think you mean oh fuck yes

[accountingderek]

Quake Shamblers are huggable and fuzzy. I want one for each room of my home.

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

Can you believe Clueless ended with absolutely no romance between Cher and Josh? I was worried at some points because of other movies I’ve watched where every close bond has to turn romantic, but I appreciate how the film portrays it as a normal sibling relationship rather than making it needlessly romantic. It really added to the story! If only some other movies could take a hint from it,, 🙄

[accountingderek]

Ok but to be fair, Paul Rudd

[pukicho]

You are literally just some rat saying your silly little things on the internet

And look at my kingdom

[pissvortex]

Live action Berserk remake, streaming now on HBO max

[accountingderek]

Damn i thought Elden Ring was gonna be a game 😔😔😔

[renousim]

oh ok so the new doom dlc just released out of nowhere. sweet

[accountingderek]

Yeethook is funky and they trivialized Marauder fights but otherwise the best content for Eternal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am growing very fond of the tumblr subreddit

[accountingderek]

Oh shit that’s me

[this-is-not-a-normal]

Gaud (concept) found you, quick you need to do something but I can’t think of what it is you need to do. Quickly!

[accountingderek]

Actually i’m just gonna use tumblr more to farm fake internet points on reddit

[blackedoutbanana]

[rattle-my-stars]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am growing very fond of the tumblr subreddit

[accountingderek]

Oh shit that’s me

[accountingderek]

tfw no nuclear apocalypse christmas date

Why even live