"No Personal Questions"

Just a place to collect all my favourite posts and silly things (sometimes srs) (he/him, nonbinary)

[medievaljournalist]

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

[yudrilsthira]

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

[medievaljournalist]

juat let mw chj

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is art

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[murasaki-cha]

The Xianle quartet in the begining of TGCF is literally so funny to me as a concept.

Because it's literally these 3 guys who have disguised themselves from this 1 guy to go hang out with him. 2 of them know who each other is and also immediately recognised who the third guy is but don't have any proof to back it up. And the third guy also knows exactly who they are but he doesn't care and doesn't even wanna interact with them because he got beef with them.

Meanwhile the 1 guy they are disguising themselves from actually recognised them on sight because they absolutely suck at disguising themselves, but they're trying so hard and he doesn't want them to feel bad and they're also hanging out now so that's fun, he doesn't wanna ruin that.

[windwenn]

I giggle so much whenever scenes like this happen…

[mintybasilcake]

Gotta love tgcf, because no other novel would ever be able to convince me that Xie Lian's reaction to the Cave of 10000 gods was normal. But here? We know, Xie Lian has seen shit. We know he has the tolerance level of a rock and we also know he trusts Hua Cheng deeply.

So while HC is nervously sweating and slowly bursting into panic and Mu Qing and Feng Xin are desperately trying to plan their flight from the obviously insane and obsessive ghost king, Xie Lian is just like "Oh wow, that's sure a lot of statues of me. Well done. Should we move on?"

[transfemwulian-moon]

Fic where the TGCF characters are watching a play or something about Hualian, where the Hua Cheng actor is super ominous toward Xie Lian in everything except the literal content of what he's saying, played for laughs, and the Xie Lian actor is comically affectionate in response

Real Hualian, in unison: We're not like that!

Someone: Crimson Rain/Chengzhu, you're glaring at the actors and you look really scary

Someone else: And Your Highness, you're literally sitting in his lap

[moonnogginn]

Wulian week day 4: Afraid, Doubt, Fangxin, Flashback

Meanwhile, Xie Lian:

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[moonnogginn]

Wulian week day 3: Angry, Rebirth, Flames, Jealousy

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[cyancees]

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

[cyancees]

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

[cyancees]

yep exactly

[harsh-noise]