Ace Chapman's the name

And playing shooters is my game. and platformers and RPGs and puzzle games,ooh also board games

[gragam]

the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

[roselalonde]

hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[theproblematicblogger]

Lmao

[graftandgrief]

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Fuck this

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This is insane.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalism is so innovative /s

[thestoryofaslut]

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

[grucose]

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

[barin-mclegg]

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

[simonalkenmayer]

For all my call center readers.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[juelzsantanabandana2]

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

[isquirtkerosine]

[screaming-towards-apotheosis]

If your show/book/comic/media is telling me, “these are the good guys so the things they do are good” as opposed to showing me that “these are the good guys because they do good things”  we have a problem

[destielhiseyesopened]

#conversely i’m also okay with your media saying #‘they aren’t always the good guys and don’t always do good things’ #or ‘these are desperate people who try to do good but also make huge mistakes’ #i’m okay with that too #but don’t show me them doing bad things and tell me that those bad things are good because the ‘good guys’ are doing them (via butterflydm)

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[briandavidgilberts]

[aur-eliaa]

I don’t even play this but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since opening Twitter 10 minutes ago

[sakycchan]

When that disgusting season they call summer finally ends and you start feeling that sweet sweet autumn chill in the air

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

ive moved on

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

World heritage post

[firefox-official]

this post is one day old

[menthaaquatica]

[carnivalseb]

broke: termites are Catholic bespoke: the clergy eats wood

[writing-prompt-s]

The bar was the only place in the city where heroes and villains could both go to without fear of being attacked by their enemies. Not because they formed a truce or anything like that, but because they all feared the Bartender more than they hated each other.

[creweemmaeec11]

Insult names to use instead of "idiot,"

None of these are actually meant to be hateful, if any of these have truely offensive meanings (such as the r word) that I was unaware of, please tell me so I can remove it! Tried to avoid cursing, but it contains some!

Jerk

Ass-hat

Dumb-dumb

Dummy

Doofus

Dork

Stupid

Moron

Fool

Nincompoop

Oaf

Ninny

Blockhead

Dunce

Imbecile

Jack-ass

Dope

Nit-wit

Numbskull

Simpleton

Twit

Birdbrain

Bonehead

Buffoon

Dullard

Half-wit

Knucklehead

Ignoramus

Dingbat

Dumbbell

Loser

Addlepate

Muttonhead

Cretin

Goon

Pea Brain

Dull Pencil

Mole Rat

Turd

[creweemmaeec11]

Insult names to use instead of "idiot,"

None of these are actually meant to be hateful, if any of these have truely offensive meanings (such as the r word) that I was unaware of, please tell me so I can remove it! Tried to avoid cursing, but it contains some!

Jerk

Ass-hat

Dumb-dumb

Dummy

Doofus

Dork

Stupid

Moron

Fool

Nincompoop

Oaf

Ninny

Blockhead

Dunce

Imbecile

Jack-ass

Dope

Nit-wit

Numbskull

Simpleton

Twit

Birdbrain

Bonehead

Buffoon

Dullard

Half-wit

Knucklehead

Ignoramus

Dingbat

Dumbbell

Loser

Addlepate

Muttonhead

Cretin

Goon

Pea Brain

Dull Pencil

Mole Rat

Turd

[creweemmaeec11]

Insult names to use instead of "idiot,"

None of these are actually meant to be hateful, if any of these have truely offensive meanings (such as the r word) that I was unaware of, please tell me so I can remove it! Tried to avoid cursing, but it contains some!

Jerk

Ass-hat

Dumb-dumb

Dummy

Doofus

Dork

Stupid

Moron

Fool

Nincompoop

Oaf

Ninny

Blockhead

Dunce

Imbecile

Jack-ass

Dope

Nit-wit

Numbskull

Simpleton

Twit

Birdbrain

Bonehead

Buffoon

Dullard

Half-wit

Knucklehead

Ignoramus

Dingbat

Dumbbell

Loser

Addlepate

Muttonhead

Cretin

Goon

Pea Brain

Dull Pencil

Mole Rat

Turd