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Help I'm drowning in fandoms send a lifeboat or something

[vocalsynthtextposts]

today's warm up doodle

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[japaneseaesthetics]

Artist: Kawase Hasui Title: Omiya in Rain (Ame no Omiya) Date: 1930 Medium: Color woodblock print; oban Credit Line: Gift of Oliver Statler

[fial-inka]

the signal catcher 📡

[cipheramnesia]

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

[siderealglimmer]

Everything?

Will the alphabet still start with A?

[cipheramnesia]

The alphabet will start at 9

[chamiryokuroi]

Me: I don’t really watch soccer.

Also me: Go Mexico! To Victory!!!

[cloudabserk]

i was explaining to my mom that both project hail mary & heated rivalry only worked because of the immaculate chemistry between the actors and how important that dynamic is and she was like “oh just like the new york knicks” and i had to casually be like… yeah. just like that.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[frownyalfred]

“Who would win in a fight if—” Batfleck. It’s gonna be Batfleck every time. I’m sorry. It doesn’t even matter if he’s older (he’s got old man strength and rage) he’s fucking HUGE.

[captainscifi22]

This two feel basically like Dick Grayson in the batsuit vs Bruce in the batsuit.

[amno-s3]

t4t dick and kory for an art trade!! i honestly should’ve kept this b and w

[shellshooked]

the flow of time is always cruel

[galaxylover06]

Turning back the clock!!

[bumbleboa]

recently I got back into atla

[faeyuh]

how it felt to fight mad mew mew’s body dysmorphia while hatsune miku serenades me in the bg

[newtype-exe]

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

[sandersstudies]

Babysat for a 2- and 4-year-old living in the states who are moving to Sydney soon — they seemed to conceptualize Australia as principally “the place where Bluey lives” and, secondarily, where kangaroos live.

[larval-tear]

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

[wolfythewitch]

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