guess what- im back!!

profile picture is a slug now

[ace-not-addy]

×Introduction×

Hello! Finally got a Tumblr blog after stealing my friend's and doctor's phones. I ended up in the hospital after spraining both my knees and getting severely dehydrated, and that's where I met Dr. Gregory House and Dr. Henry Baird ( @henbaird ). Managed to get House to give me thirty bucks and brought a phone from Walmart. May not post much since I can only post in places with Wi-Fi

÷General Info÷

Name: Ace

Pronouns: He/him

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Someone named Pepperjack may come on this blog. They are my partner. If they're on the blog the most likely reason was that they got bored while I'm taking a nap. Majority of the time they go by he/they pronouns, but it may change, as they're genderfluid.

+Trivia+

My favorite animals are rats, but raccoons and opossums come close. Vulture bees are also awesome. I want to one day be a mortician. My favorite bands are Weezer, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, and Queen. I once tripped down an entire flight of stairs. I got hit by a car.

-OOC (under cut)-

This is an OC ask blog! Ace is a pediatrics patient at PPTH. Please, don't send any asks that are too weird, since Ace is sixteen in the universe.

Main blog: @sobbingserpent

[occams-chainsaww]

would you get back together with your ex wife

what is it with random internet morons asking me extremely personal questions on the internet?

[ace-not-addy]

??? you had a wife?

was it Wilson?

[occams-chainsaww]

smash or pass wilson

smash

[ace-not-addy]

bisexual ☝️

[ace-not-addy]

questioning why I have Pepperjack as an emergency contact. I unplugged my phone and it accidentally hit his guitar strings which made a noise. he started laughing as he was still half asleep and said his guitar was infested by geese. think he meant ghosts but a goose infested guitar is terrifying.

[eric-foreman-official]

The nurse with the snake threw up in diagnostics. I’m ending it.

[jacobmfisher-md]

--[[ damn. is he okay did you check on him? ]]--

[eric-foreman-official]

Didn’t check.

[jacobmfisher-md]

--[[ why not :( ]]--

[eric-foreman-official]

Why would I? And he was gone by the time I found out.

[jacobmfisher-md]

--[[ well, you're supposed to check on him because he's a nice person and you guys are coworkers. but if you didn't even know i guess it's not your fault so it doesn't matter ]]--

[eric-foreman-official]

I don’t like him.

[jacobmfisher-md]

--[[ well what did he ever do to you? ]]--

[eric-foreman-official]

He set a snake loose in the hospital

[jacobmfisher-md]

--[[ he's a Nice snake he's Harmless ]]--

[eric-foreman-official]

It’s a snake. Loose. In a hospital. What’s next? A horse?

[jacobmfisher-md]

--[[ just one little snake. not like it can hurt anybody ]]--

[eric-foreman-official]

Snakes are famous for hurting people

[ace-not-addy]

so are humans but I don't see you getting pissed about them

- Pepperjack

[ace-not-addy]

at this point I'm kidnapping House and Wilson and setting them up on a date. anyone want to help me?

[occams-chainsaww]

kiss Wilson. it'd be a good idea.

-totally not one of the, in your words, 'teenage terrors' under the @ace-not-addy URL

i would but i'm not drunk right now so there's no plausible deniability.

[ace-not-addy]

true, but consider: you're always high (tiny bit of deniability) and you can say it's for a case if he rejects you. no idea what insane medical case would require that but you have insane medical cases all the time so it's at least mildly believable

-you'll never guess which one I am (it's both of us. I, Pepperjack, am just writing it down because Ace is struggling with typing.)

[drnoniusargyros]

I'm afraid theres not one cis straight person in this hospital. I know what you lot all.. couple a faggots.

I can't say the other word though..

Ooc: I can heh TRANNIES😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[andrios-vlahos]

i would certainly try argue but i can’t. maybe neven and eira? and i think cuddy? that’s about it

[winter-doc-monroe]

Putting word on my name that I’m straight.

What a friend you are.

[andrios-vlahos]

i’m sorry i’m trying 💔💔💔

[winter-doc-monroe]

I’m not straight in the slightest.

I don’t think anyone at PPTH is.

[eric-foreman-official]

Is it that time again?

I, Eric Foreman, work at PPTH, and I am a cisgender, heterosexual man.

You’re all insane.

[ace-not-addy]

not for long...

[occams-chainsaww]

blegh

[ace-not-addy]

NOT-FATHER, YOU'RE BACK! DID YOU BRING THE MILK? (this is Ace by the way not Pepperjack I can be mean too)

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Guys I’m hiding from Taub

[ace-not-addy]

why. oh also I'm spinning a wheel on who I'll help and it landed on you, need more hiding places?

(Pepperjack)

[occams-chainsaww]

took a sip of my friend's homemade hooch and just a sip. managed to make me tipsy. they drank the whole thing (minus a few sips from passing it around) should I call an ambulance for them or something and get checked for botulism maybe

-pepperjack, @ace-not-addy

i think maybe u need to stop confessing to crimes on tumblr.

[ace-not-addy]

didn't know it was alcohol. also I now realize I feel shaky instead of buzzed and apparently she mixed caffeine in and I drank it while my meds were still in mt system. my friends are making bets on what's going to cause my death while I refuse to go to the hospital. 50 bucks on dyspnea and 20 on seizure and 30 on my boyfriend currently if you want to join the pooldnjdsns sbdjdje -Pepperjack

sorry about Peps, he has been taken care of. -Ace

[occams-chainsaww]

new idea for a drug: OTC quad action medication with acetaminophen, ibuprofen, naproxen, and aspirin that may or may not make your stomach immediately start bleeding but it'll work really well for swelling.

-Pepperjack, @ace-not-addy

sounds like a good idea to me lol

[ace-not-addy]

let's make it together. you have a drug lab in your apartment right

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I want a cat

[ace-not-addy]

ask taub for a cat and then when he says no get a pet rat

[christophermichaeltaub]

Genuinely what the fuck is going on with any of my coworkers

[ace-not-addy]

Well one of the pediatricians (dr. Baird, @henbaird) allegedly eats abusive parents so that's something

-pepperjack

[occams-chainsaww]

Ace is having a nap so now I'm bothering you. How likely is it that I'll go to jail for the femur I have on my shelf?

-Pepperjack, @ace-not-addy

ask chat gpt or something

[ace-not-addy]

did you hear about that guy who swapped put sodium chloride for sodium bromide after listening to chat gpt for health advice? honestly kind of surprised you haven't had a case of someone using chat gpt for health advice. honestly thought the therac 25 would have taught people the dangers of blindly trusting machinery 😔

[occams-chainsaww]

has the tiny-but-probably-still-bigger-than-your-dick, harmless millipede I put in your office killed you yet?

-Pepperjack, @ace-not-addy (he's pissy that House is ignoring Ace)

the millipede is average sized thank you very much

[ace-not-addy]

I'm going to supply Cuddy with mealworms to put in your office while you're 'preoccupied'.

[vuong-from-psychiatry]

Do you guys think Wilson would like a monster energy he didn't like the Baja Blast I gave him last time

[ace-not-addy]

get him the coffee one maybe? if he doesn't like the citrus taste then the coffee might be better + a bit more familiar?

-pepperjack