it's just me, no worries

aroace*20s*they/them

[skaleeee]

yeah we're friends with benefits

the benefits are:

•UNLIMITED hugs

• holding hands for FREE

•wearing matching SOCKS

• a FRIEND

[sukimas]

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[secondbeatsongs]

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“Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy with every first beat removed

[apocryphics]

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[easel-eisel]

theyre just making fake words now

[shithowdy]

hey now

[ratbreadd]

think about it long time

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[192929020202020]

“fool quail (for its behavior)” ok… rude

[friend-crow]

You can tell we're getting into the desperate months of zucchini excess by the way the New York times just sent out a list of 107 zucchini recipes.

[friend-crow]

#I must locate the list of 107 zucchini recipes#I'm not even growing zucchini this year I just like it lol YOU ARE IN LUCK (assuming you're able to read these)!

Best Zucchini Recipes

Zucchini is summer's gift. Embrace it with simple grilled zucchini, crunchy fried zucchini, ever-popular zucchini bread and all the options

Apparently this is just the best zucchini recipes. They aren't even including their bad and mediocre options.

[headspace-hotel]

Oh thank god

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

[comvi]

my hearty nand nutritious meal of Screws and Bolts

[freshsounds]

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Metric ✖ Help I’m Alive 

If I stumble They’re gonna eat me alive

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think