Fuck it, I'm staying home

Asexual | Andromatic | Agender [They/Them]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[guerrillatech]

[jaubaius]

[logoside]

[hclark70]

[triviallytrue]

i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

[omghotmemes]

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

[cdn-apex-predator]

the long game

[bogleech]

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

[calebwittebane]

literally what is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth. i wasnt eating anything i was sleep

[calebwittebane]

its the spiders isnt it

[funscarylaudna]

sammy431  said to beauismyboo: C2 E55  (x)

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

[frankensteintrans]

how is this Exactly that picture

[shubbabang]

[castlewyvern]

[frostedpuffs]

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

[threshie]

An orc wrote this.

[nameless-inklings]

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[justpastryvideos]

x

[the-silent-screamer]

Babe wake up new chocolate man video dropped

[i-throw-pies-at-tall-people-dea]

it’s the fucking chocolate man again!!!!!

[quasarkisses]

amaury guichon is a chocolate sorcerer I accept this but is he a fucking architect too? did he study design or carpentry or some shit? man’s either got an impressive wheelhouse of technical skills or a lot of help

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[klapollo]

underrated funny trope: someone who is not particularly tough gets grabbed by someone much stronger than them and makes a stock squeaky toy noise

[howelljenkins]

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

[howelljenkins]

to love and be loved is to rest

[howelljenkins]

i posted this yesterday

[ilovemusicalyy]

[menameh]

Experience tranquility

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[ralfmaximus]

One of the conditions for someone to get their astronaut wings from the FAA is that they travel 50 miles (80 km) above Earth, and both Bezos and Branson have met it. But the FAA is now saying that would-be astronauts must also have “demonstrated activities during flight that were essential to public safety, or contributed to human space flight safety,” and neither meets this requirement. The change went into effect on July 20, the very day when Bezos made the inaugural 11-minute flight on the reusable rocket New Shepard.

Fuckin hilarious

[pattern-shirt-gang]

yeah otherwise every time a rich cunt goes up for a few mins and throws some cheetos around they’d have to dish out astronaut medals like candy which is a real fkn slap in the face to real astronauts who live and work in space and train for years and years