[cherishedteddy-deactivated20180]

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[gardenofdelete998]

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

[dozydawn]

[a-tian]

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

[what-even-is-thiss]

I feel like ai art would be fun if we were all still just typing random prompts into it like mushroom giving a ted talk and going lol this looks stupid wasn’t that fun but instead people are like trying to replace jobs with it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I had fun going like “computer, show me cat with long tail” and then the cat looks twisted and distorted and wrong and I clap my hands and go hahaha very good computer but then it turns out the computer is using up a lot of electricity and stealing things and that other people think that by telling the computer to make cat with long tail that makes them an artist for some reason?

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s nothing like inherently wrong with wanting to make this type of technology I think. The problem is that instead of going “wow, cool.” a bunch of people went oh finally I can stop paying my employees

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[womaninwinter-deactivated202503]

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

[kaikyonojinbe]

i meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

[hummingbirdsaltimolockia]

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[victoriankeysmash]

[shadowthehedgehogmovie]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[anxiety-elemental-kay]

[passion-of-l0vers]

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

[jane-vampeyre]

[autisticglados]

kitty kins fucking obliterated in the comments section of a knitting video

[virtualgirladvance]

If you think about it earthquakes are tectonic plates frotting and the lava coming out of the volcanos is cum

[fatfemmalewife]

my husband says that lava has been around before cum so actually cum is lava

[zoesupreme]

if you think about it our dicks frotting are kind of like tectonic plates and

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.

[viralfrog]

[jeanjauthor]

The sheer physical control it takes to look so smoothly robotic is freaking insane...and yet we humans (at least a few of us) have mastered it.

Also, when he collapses "to his knees" and then hovers his knees above the ground, flexing his knees in and out, moving across the flagstones? Hellaciously difficult. Oh, I'm sure most people could give it a try, but he does it smoothly, with absolute control. Years of practice, years of physical training.

It is far easier for a human to walk "like a robot" than for a robot to learn how to walk like a human, folks. Machines can knit, but only humans can crochet. Enjoy these sensations of delight and wonder at how marvelous our fellow beings can be!

[tlirsgender]

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

[tlirsgender]

Me crocheting: I made a duck ! ^_^

Me writing: pacing around talking to myself compelled by forces beyond my comprehension

[theocseason4]

[carbomcoco]

(via @lazarus-lazuli )

[avagueidea]

Good news! It only took him 3 tries 🎉🎉🎉 congrats cringe husband

[plavoptice]

I am gonna defend my man Komuro because it is high key romantic she walked away from her crown to bang a commoner

The New York Bar had a 40% pass rate in 2022

He graduated Fordham Law with honors, received a public service award, was Dean’s List in undergrad, attended a Japanese university for his MBA, and won first prize in the 2020 business law writing competition sponsored by the New York State Bar Association for law students. He is currently an associate at a national civil law firm focusing on business law.

But yes ~certain~ tabloids absolutely hate him and it is 10000% a class thing