Acid and Honey

20 something year old dumbass just trying to make it on this bitch of an Earth ♡avi by maddie-w-draws♡

[catchymemes]

[rumpledspinster]

Warming her tootsies.

[intergalacticleg-deactivated202]

me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever

[puyopuyo]

it really is friday night when you think about it

[justmebeingchaotic]

chaotic neutrals be like:

[solarishashernoseinabook]

[Image ID: Facebook post by someone, name and picture redacted, in a group called "Tips to organize & declutter home and life". Post reads "My husband and I play a game. Whenever we go over to someone's house, we bring something we have decluttered and secretly hide it in their house in plain site. Somewhere that it makes sense for it to be: books on the bookshelf, mugs in a cupboard, etc. We've gotten rid of so much stuff and only one person ever noticed. Our families are nowhere near minimalists. We are easily entertained." /end]

[guerrillatech]

[necromatador]

[that-lesbian-writer-deactivated]

[fireyourowncannons]

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

I want Lil Nas X to do a cover of Santa Baby. He’d make it as suggestive as Eartha Kitt intended

[reversetimelord]

Step 1: fuck Satan

Step 2: fuck Santa

[gay-irl]

gay irl

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[oranberryblissey]

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

[alberts-infinite-abyss]

[goth-slush]

oh it’s perfect in every way

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

I absolutely hate it

[mabel-but-slytherin]

You’ve seen rube goldberg, now try rude goldberg

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[biglawbear]

Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

[running-in-the-dark]

Part 3:

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

[sneefss-deactivated20180126]

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay

[elektragirlfriend]

and he’s still at it

[seraphica]

Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, 2021

[website] [2017]

[doubleca5t]

Top ten worst anime tiddies

just off the top of my head

[furbearingbrick]

[fuckyoukatherineheigl]

I see this and raise you

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[ludicrous-musings]

[latadelixo]

[lesbianblackphillip]

[kittenchomp]

now im no big titty lawyer,

[soymilkers-deactivated20211228]

i am excuse me *pushes boobily into the courtroom knocking over stacks of papers with my huge naturals*

[despazito]

I call this collection "if its got a neck, some Victorian's put it in a yoke"

[despazito]