[solace-y]

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 

human sacrifice

homemade face masks 

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[thebootydiaries]

im treating you tonight babygirl get dressed we going to Safeway and eating everything that’s not wrapped

[polycement]

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

We’re killing our planet

[librarycard]

who will be bert and ernie with me though. WHO will be frog and toad

[wizardjpeg]

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

[understands]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Tanya Shatseva aka Таня Шацева (Russian, b. 1990, based Saint Petersburg, Russia) - Beauty in the Eye, 2017, Paintings: Acrylic on Cardboard

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[sleeping-donkey]

[nothingbutchaff]

sucks how the internet is only for children now

[nothingbutchaff]

sucks how 99% of all content produced Online has to be posted on one of three websites, thus ensuring the internet itself is owned by massive corporations who want you to post (because they want ad revenue) but don’t want to actually put any real work into moderating these spaces. instead of putting labour towards moderation, they’ve instead instilled a blanket ban on ‘naughty’ words like kill and murder in an attempt to Protect the Children from bad actors but those bad actors/nazi/white supremacists are still posting anyway but god forbid you say ‘fuck’ on your youtube video or you’ll get demonetized so fast it’ll make your eyes cross.

let me say ‘murder’ on twitter you bastards

[okkulten-deactivated20240117]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tell me something nice

[kyraneko]

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

[kyraneko]

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

[mirage358]

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

[nevver]

[compulsive]

[acidicdotpunk]

Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list five things that make you happy then send this to ten of the last people in your notifications. 💛

Strawberry Halo Top

The feeling of the sun on my skin after working indoors for 8+ hours

Candles/Incense

The way my cats curl against my side

And not to sound edgy but weed really has been the only thing keeping me sane the last few weeks

[malignantlyuseless-deactivated2]

[screamingxmushrooms-deactivated]

Love language

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that the band “Tramp Stamps” were sadly blowed up by the IRA. All members died instantly