just mangled guts pretending

that's how people change It was dripping pitch and made of wood and your hands and knees felt cold and wet on the grass to me Roxie. London.She/her 1. Do no harm. Take no shit. Beg no man pardon. 2. It isn't enough to be, you have to want. If you want to see my meme posts, here you go!

[shmothman]

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

[bewarewoof]

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

[succulentbud]

society if South Park never existed

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[patrickdiomedes]

Here are some more good ones

[the-ali-express]

LET ME ABS O R B

[ultramarineblues]

@diseonfire here have some more

[erdsthenerds]

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

[vo-kopen]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury there is more

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THEY CRAVE THOSE MINERALS

Also the next time we watch a horror movie I am totally going to say to my gf “I hope these beings make correct strategic decisions…yet I know they will not”

[vigilantsycamore]

“Imagine pleasant nonsense” is actually good advice

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s the BEST advice! :D

[internet-sentences]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

You forgot to mention the books are still at the reading level you were at when you were 9

[effinbirds]

[manga-and-stuff]

So I just discovered something straight out of a fever dream…

Apparently, from 2014 to 2017 a number of artists from all over the world recreated the Manga Akira with characters from The Simpsons and called it “Bartkira”

and this wasn’t just some “ha ha look at this funny thing” oneshot…

they recreated all 6 volumes with 300-400 pages each  

Bart is Kaneda, Millhouse is Tetsuo and Akira… well Ralph is Akira…

I wish I was making this up… 

Is this the rumored American Akira remake? We’ll never know… 

well the original website doesn’t seem to work properly anymore so I uploaded all 6 volumes here for all of you to enjoy… have fun 

[thebootydiaries]

[my ideal wedding day]

Groom: they’re always trying to take me lucky charms :)

Me: [tearing up] aww :)

Brides maid: i can’t believe you’re marrying the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms commercial

[yaboywillyshakes]

oh? worm?

[yaboywillyshakes]

super worm?

[pissvortex]

this is literally so funny john mccain died like 6 months ago and out of nowhere trump is just like “you should be thankful that i even gave you a funeral you ugly bitch”

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

[jennyholzertruisms1977]

[foreskinnty]

I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

[shiftythrifting]

Matching shirts for u and bae

[winter-mornings]

…

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bob-belcher]

[rodnt]

[devon-aoki]

me applying for a job