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Stranger Things
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du
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Product Placement
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taylor price
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Cosmic Funnies
Love Begins
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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@acrowsnestofbaubles
Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today
your friends love you, your brain is just mean
i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
the lottery by shirley jackson
hold on i have to read something real quick
dude
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
aren't you kids a little young to be deities ? yes. yes we are
I honestly look forward to Ace Attorney Tumblr doing the same shit every year more than I do actual Christmas
im so sorry for never posting on here tumblr ... heres 30 rice showers ive drawn
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue
(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)
head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too
how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda
happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post
Everyone call Demily stupid and it true. Demily barely even media literate! Demily finished watching the Knights of Guinevere pilot, but Demily could only identify surface level themes like late-stage capitalism and the corporate cleansing of impurity in children's media, and can't comprehend deeper ideas like "the loss of innocence" that make Dana Terrace's newest project a landmark series in modern animation.
Thinking about Madoka Magica again...
Thinking about how Madoka watched her CHILDHOOD best friend (they were legit always together) go down a depressive spiral of despair and couldn't do ANYTHING to stop it.
Thinking about how Sayaka thought Mami was the PERFECT magical girl and thought she had to meet that expectation because only Madoka got to see her humanity, Sayaka thought she wasn't allowed to have that.
Thinking about how BADLY Mami didn't want to be alone. How BADLY she didn't want Kyoko to leave her, how badly she wanted a magical girl to be her friend... but in the end, her positive, people-pleasing coping mechanisms kept her from being able to connect, and thus, she ended up alone.
Thinking about how while most witch familiars seem to ASSIST their witches, Homura's HATE her, they represent all that she hates about herself and "love" has "yet to arrive" similar to how she always surrounded herself in her mind by all the things she hated about herself... Madoka is the personification of her love. She doesn't know how to form close bonds outside of Madoka or without her involvement. Madoka "isn't there" so love, self-love has "yet to arrive"
Thinking about the scene where Sayaka holds Kyoko's hands and says she regrets dying and leaving her behind... words that she probably needed to hear nearly her whole life after being left behind by everyone she loved.
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM
guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days
Guys this post will be older than a decade in eight days
[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]
haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-
There has NEVER been a more appropriate time to post this tweet
Madoka makes her wish with the explicit purpose of letting magical girls smile until the very end. We then see a montage of magical girls smiling after being saved by Madoka and then passing on peacefully. They were able to smile until the very end, just like Madoka wanted.
This is why I will always defend the end of PMMM against people who say that Madoka didn't do enough. She may not have been able to erase all suffering in the magical girl system, but she ensured that these girls get to go out with a smile. And in a cold and uncaring universe where that wasn't the case before, isn't that enough?
Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect
Additionally, findings indicate that the act of doing shows you that you were not seeking perfection, you were fearing inadequacy
@grey-and-lavender
#oh that last line gutted me #is there a place between perfect and failure?
Good news! There is!
Bad news! It is called 'done'
✨ fuck ✨
We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo
Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.
every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"
@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd
Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this
I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:
“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."
So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."
Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat
