Gourd Destroyer, Destroyer of Gourds

smashing the patriarchy like a pumpkin

[mgthejerkbenderarchive]

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

[redchrysanthemum]

There are 3 types of brothers

[fishingboatproceeds]

Since Paramount owns the Looking For Alaska movie rights, is there any possibility of a Star Trek cross over?

FINGERS CROSSED.

[activelysmashingthepatriarchy]

Yes

[mentalhealthresource]

[activelysmashingthepatriarchy]

Watching Supernatural and mid-episode I accIDENTALLY CHANGED THE LANGUAGE TO PORTUGUESE SEND HELP

[xavierdolun]

tHIS IS THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[luvr4photography-44]

oh so thats what it looked like on paper

[shoutoutyourlungs]

"Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles add up to 400 pounds of dude”

[frecklesrex-blog]

It’s about the hair

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[ladywinnex]

Imagine messing around with people with this thing. All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?

[thomrainierskies]

[sgtsweetcheeks]

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

[buginateacup]

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

[satdeshretasdsdffd-deactivated2]

omfg this is great

[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

New favorite comeback.

[grantgustin-deactivated20140620]

[activelysmashingthepatriarchy]

This is why you guys need Hermione.

[copperbooms]

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

[rodimuss]

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

[nervous-selkie]

[wintersthighs]

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'

[beastector-blog]

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

you have to kill the spider

[amoosley]

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

[gio-bla]

[autumnagain]

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

[lestradeisasilverfox-deactivate]

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

[simonamstellshair]

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

[cornchipz-revival]

oh my god you can

[fishingboatproceeds]

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

[galiifreyrose]

John Barrowman at Phoenix Comicon 2013 {X}

[candylandtimelord]

I think he’s thought of this before

[american-anglophile]

John Barrowman is legitimately a teenage boy who never grew up