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The Housecat Philosophy is finally on webtoon!!

Finally!!! After months of promising it'd be available over there soon!!!! Finally!!!!!!

.....it's my fault it took this long I apologize, but yes you can read it over there too now thank you for your patience m(._.)m

lauravian

Merlin has bewitched me.. body and soul… 😌

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

butterfliesdreamtoo

I do in fact need everything to be okay

flufflecat

almost time

machigaeru

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

memory-thought

The span of human experience is so insane.

romanocheese

why would you hide this in the tags

i desperately want to learn hebrew right this very minute

kosmogrl

factual-fonan-fynch

luisonte

Gimli intensifies

thoodleoo

*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*

slimetony

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

sosuperawesome

nn__ee__zz on Instagram

literaphobe

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done

#this is me but with waking up 😑😑

xignis

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly

mollymurakami-archive

you go on | a comic

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byjove

It’s funny when I say “we definitely need another lockdown” how people are like “that would tank the economy!!!!1!!” like I give a damn. My life as an immunocompromised person matters more than the economy, so do the lives of everyone else. I survived 2008. I’d be fine.

byjove

I don’t give a fuck about the economy, about your social life, about anything but my survival and the survival of other medically fragile people. We are not a reasonable sacrifice, we are not acceptable loss. Ableism is ingrained at the very core of modern society and this pandemic has been a horrific show of it. More people died of COVID in 2021 than they did in 2020. This is simply because able bodied people got tired of living in a pandemic and started pretending it wasn’t happening.

aturinfortheworse

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it.

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

medusamori

haunted

acquaintedwithrask

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding! It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

immabethehero

Bad paint?

weepingredwillow

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.