The Bowery Presents
Today's Document
No title available
if i look back, i am lost
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
roma★
Doug Jones
titsay
Origami Around
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
No title available
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
izzy's playlists!
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
No title available
EXPECTATIONS
Color Me Curious
Product Placement
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
seen from Germany
seen from Ecuador
seen from Pakistan
seen from Malaysia
seen from Pakistan
seen from Malaysia
seen from Israel
seen from Canada
seen from Pakistan
seen from United States
seen from Ukraine
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Argentina
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
@actual-trash-pile
thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge
since this broke containment i feel the need to clarify that eridian abdominal hole fingering was in fact the one i was looking for
(the ones that surprised me were valve fingering and soul fingering we live in a world of wonders)
so dnp suck uh? and what do they suck specifically?
EACH OTHER OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!
did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before
I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it
did you know you can rename everything on your pc
i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet
have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"
Official joy and whimsy post
where's that picture that ruined my life
found it
this comic did the same thing
WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
????
oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar
Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time
why don't you present yourself more femininely?
fat medieval hedgehog
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out
we moved on from juggling lab too fast y'all
I call this one jorkin my peanits
my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too
someone contact my fucking lawyers
Original
waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again
ok im in the guilt part of the spiral now ill keep you updated
now its time to be scared
wise words my beloved mutual. ive decided to be angry again
'rocky learns to swear in english' is great and all but have we considered the equally hilarious alternative: rocky makes grace a little harmonica so he can use tone indicators in eridian, does not realize how terrible of a mistake this is until it's too late. grace catches onto tone indicators FAST and he is DEVASTATING with their application. grace does not use eridian swears but rocky gets to hear "are we choosing kind words" and "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" in eridian roughly thirty times per day
