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he/him. i like sports a normal amount.

[tontodechoque]

happy release day !! yay !!!!

[fuzzbby]

From the Qing Palace Bestiary, jointly painted by Yu Sheng and Zhang Weibang.

[faethief]

My rotten soldier… my sweet cheese…

…. Currently stuck in limbo coz im refusing to do the italian job for as long as possible

[spicyraeman]

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

[aoelustious]

“he’s a woman to me” “ummm isn’t that kind of misogynistic? are you equating womanhood with submission—”

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me putting a fictional man in a slutty apron and calling him mommy. sorry. i was too busy hand-feeding him strawberries and then writing 12k of emotional devastation and domestic porn. sorry i gendered him like a little fucked up doll in a victorian nursery.

YES. HE’S A WOMAN TO ME. HE’S A HOUSEWIFE. HE’S A HIGH-FEM BRAT. HE’S A PRETTY LITTLE THING WHO GETS RAWED IN THE MOONLIGHT AND MAKES SOFT WHIMPERS AND BAKES BREAD TO COPE. AND I DO NOT CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE.

HE IS MADE OF TROPES. HE IS MADE OF VIBES. HE IS MADE OF GLITTER AND TEARS AND POST-WAR PTSD. HE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE IS A TRAGEDY IN LACE.

you’re talking about “misogyny” like i didn’t just write a fic where he gets folded in half by a feral beast of a love interest and then cries because he’s “too used to not being touched gently.” BABE. THERE IS NO DIGNITY HERE. ONLY CATHARSIS.

your academic thinkpiece cannot survive the heat of my horny little monkey brain. you want to talk about gender roles?? I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A COLLAR. I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GENDERCRISIS VIA DICK. I WANT TO MAKE HIM THE MAID AND THE MUSE AND THE MADONNA.

and also? sometimes i call him a manwhore for getting railed twice in one chapter and still being emotionally unavailable. because HE DESERVES IT. because I SAID SO. because it’s FUNNY and UNHINGED and that’s the POINT.

you are not fixing the world. i am not breaking it. we are both feral rats arguing over a Barbie doll in a trench coat. take your discourse and go. i’ve got work to do. i’m about to make him lactate out of spite.

[ex-riddlecats]

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

[brucebocchi]

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

[moncuries]

so... when do they _____?

[weaponizedspite]

this happened i was there

[divorce-enjoyer]

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

[divorce-enjoyer]

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

[divorce-enjoyer]

[divorce-enjoyer]

who are the toronto maple leafs

[applejaymi]

when bae has 26 cm on you

[sharksgoss]

they are not beating the allegations

[lennonyoung]

How it started:

How it's going:

[despitethebite]

arranging their marriage as we speak, do not text.

[whirlpool-blogs]

SC: Your boy, Gabe Perreault, the other BC star freshman on your line […], was it surprising to see that he wasn’t picked a little sooner? Because he looks phenomenal.

Will Smith: Yeah, for me, definitely. I mean, I told teams at every interview in the combine, Take this guy, he’s gonna be a stud.

[thirtyfourthst]

[actualcoffeecake]

finally 7394 nation has material that isn't that one blurry photo of matt looming over gabe

[josephwoll]

joe calling kevin korchinski a “pretty good” guy

[sweetdispatch]

he's so real for that comment