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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[harvestspriteirl]

Y’all highkey silence your phone forever. Make everyone wait on you. Remind them you are your own person on your own time. 

My phone is never on ring. You’ll be lucky if my bitch ass feels generous enough to put it on vibrate. The shit is in my hand at least 5 hours a day, if I don’t notice the notification or I’m busy then I wouldn’t have responded anyways, I would have just been irked that it went off at all. 

My contacts are at my mercy. They claw at my pants’ legs and beg for my attention. I feel nothing for my notifications except pure contempt and disgust when I can be assed to feel anything for them. 

[professional-moron]

I can’t stop laugh at these tags

[may]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[artsnculture]

Artist Whose Painting Got Mistaken For A Van Gogh Creates Adorable “Starry Night” Dog Series

[ukulelekatie]

They say money doesn’t bring happiness but I just accidentally discovered that some euro coins are magnetic and proceeded to spend 30 minutes testing every type of coin from around the world I own to see if they’re also magnetic, which severely improved my mood

[ukulelekatie]

Here are the full results in case you were curious:

🇺🇸 United States Dollar:

1¢: No

5¢: No

10¢: No

25¢: No

$1 coin: No

Overall rating: Terrible

🇪🇺 Euro:

1c: Yes

2c: Yes

5c: Yes

10c: No

20c: No

50c: ??? (Don’t have one)

€1: Yes

€2: Yes

Overall rating: Mostly good.

🇨🇿 Czech Koruna

1 Kč: Yes

2 Kč: Yes

5 Kč: ???

10 Kč: Yes

20 Kč: Yes

50 Kč: ???

Overall rating: YES EXCELLENT

🇬🇧 British Pound

£2: Yes!

Overall rating: Need more data. I’ve never been to the UK, I found this one coin on the ground in Prague

🇨🇭 Swiss Franc

1 Fr: No

2 Fr: No

Overall rating: Again, not enough data. The only time I’ve been to Switzerland has been during airport layovers.

🇨🇦 Canadian Dollar

5¢: ???

10¢: Yes

25¢ Yes

Loonie ($1): Yes

Toonie ($2): Yes

Overall Rating: GREAT. Yet another wonderful thing about Canada.

Conclusion: The preliminary results of this experiment further supports my hypothesis that America has the most boring money in the world. So far Canada is in 1st place because their $5 bills have astronauts on them and they smell like maple. The bills, not the astronauts. More data is needed to determine whether Canadian astronauts also smell like maple, but it is likely.

[ukulelekatie]

Of all the semi-popular posts I’ve made, this one has been the most wholesome so far. People are sending me info about which of the coins in their country are magnetic and it’s making me very happy. I love the internet sometimes

[morrithal]

‘who do the killers even make music for’ dads and small-town gays who like to drive around at sunset wondering if they’re the only person in the world next question

[stimman4000]

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[aquatixwitch]

What the fuk.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

girl WHAT

[cloud-etudes]

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

[funkyness]

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[fuks]

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

[cptfunpics-blog]

[dangerkeith3000x]

Me, trying to talk dirty: Ooh…Let’s get physical, baby. Real physical…. Listen to me while I slowly inhale, hold it, and then exhale. Hit my knee with that rubber mallet one more time. Oh god yes.

[idek-anymore46]

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

[dino-spine]

[lovelyardie]

BUENOS DIAS MARIO

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Who the hell cooks chicken to the internal temperature of 400? That’s some drrrrrrrryyyyy bird. You only need to cook chicken to 165. So 18540 slaps if my math is right.

[retrogamingblog]

when you’re battling the final boss and get stressed

[anditslove]

[foeyedcurls]

Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??!

[onefineflip]

such an aggressive tiny animal

[yourgoat]

at target without a clear objective lads