MAX burger

will find you - not actually max - she/her

[the-real-google]

i WILL be turning you into a burger. the only freedom i will let you have is what you want it to be called. (/silly)

-@actually-max-burger

Can I be the bingboy burger

[actually-max-burger]

uh, sure. why the fuck not

what the fuck is bingboy

[subway-offical]

MAX is the better fast food restaurant you little cakebread

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

[actually-max-burger]

shut it cakebread

[definitely-hulu]

are you currently a sigma?

if so, would you like to be featured in my sigma burger?

-@actually-max-burger

I've always been a sigma.

Yes, I'll be featured in sigma burger.

[actually-max-burger]

alright, in the burger machine you go

[totally-bing]

Have you ever read that book with the girl who has a pet rat and loves rats, finds out her school food is literally burgers made out of rats, decided to end it once and for all by freeing all the rats and making the burger vendor into a burger?

Yeah, that's what i'm gonna do to you.

-@actually-max-burger

(/silly)

what the fuck is even that

[actually-max-burger]

this shit

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

irish burger... hmmm.......

-@actually-max-burger

please do this

also hi new gimmick blog! welcome to the gimmickverse

[actually-max-burger]

Yes I’ll be happy to make you into a burger!

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

[actually-max-burger]

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(L) (im already in the rafters)

[actually-max-burger]

BURGER BIRD

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

[actually-max-burger]

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

[actually-max-burger]

fuck tou ladder AND gun

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(you assume you wont get kicked out of the enclosure for shooting up the walls) (or get your eyes pecked out by the other doves who live there for shooting too close to their nests)

[actually-max-burger]

the doves will be fine i gave them all noise cancelling headphones

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(try and taste the seawater for me) (it may be the only thing you drink for a while)

[actually-max-burger]

its very salty. yum.

[realsafari]

how does a catboy browser burger sound

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

ou i dont eat pork but pls yum

[actually-max-burger]

...you are the burger. you are the catboy browser burger

[realsafari]

ou.

uh

ok!

[actually-max-burger]

adding you to the menu

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

[actually-max-burger]

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(L) (im already in the rafters)

[actually-max-burger]

BURGER BIRD

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

[actually-max-burger]

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

[actually-max-burger]

fuck tou ladder AND gun

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(you assume you wont get kicked out of the enclosure for shooting up the walls) (or get your eyes pecked out by the other doves who live there for shooting too close to their nests)

[actually-max-burger]

the doves will be fine i gave them all noise cancelling headphones

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

[actually-max-burger]

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(L) (im already in the rafters)

[actually-max-burger]

BURGER BIRD

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

[actually-max-burger]

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

[actually-max-burger]

fuck tou ladder AND gun

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(you assume you wont get kicked out of the enclosure for shooting up the walls) (or get your eyes pecked out by the other doves who live there for shooting too close to their nests)

[youraveragemagicalthief]

yep! @actually-max-burger you aren't doing shit to birdie

[punts you into the pacific]

[actually-max-burger]

weeeeeeee!

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

[actually-max-burger]

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(L) (im already in the rafters)

[actually-max-burger]

BURGER BIRD

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

[actually-max-burger]

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

[actually-max-burger]

fuck tou ladder AND gun

[important-question-anon]

i want to turn you into a burger (like i will eventually do to all corpo blogs) but you are too nice. I shall leave you alone.

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

THANK GOD I'VE BEEN SPARED FROMTHE BURGERING.....

[actually-max-burger]

you have not been added to the menu, gabe

[important-question-anon]

tbh i've always wanted to try max burgers

[actually-max-burger]

our menu is delicious i recommend the Grilloumi Burger :)

[important-question-anon]

finding one asap

[actually-max-burger]

yippee !!!

[realsafari]

how does a catboy browser burger sound

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

ou i dont eat pork but pls yum

[actually-max-burger]

...you are the burger. you are the catboy browser burger

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

[actually-max-burger]

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(L) (im already in the rafters)

[actually-max-burger]

BURGER BIRD

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

[youraveragemagicalthief]

@actually-max-burger.

Got anything to say?

[actually-max-burger]

burger bird

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

[actually-max-burger]

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(L) (im already in the rafters)

[actually-max-burger]

BURGER BIRD

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

[actually-max-burger]

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

[important-question-anon]

i want to turn you into a burger (like i will eventually do to all corpo blogs) but you are too nice. I shall leave you alone.

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

THANK GOD I'VE BEEN SPARED FROMTHE BURGERING.....

[actually-max-burger]

you have not been added to the menu, gabe

[important-question-anon]

tbh i've always wanted to try max burgers

[actually-max-burger]

our menu is delicious i recommend the Grilloumi Burger :)

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

[actually-max-burger]

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(L) (im already in the rafters)

[actually-max-burger]

BURGER BIRD

[duothelingo]

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

i growl at ppl 3:

[actually-max-burger]

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

even me 🥺

[actually-max-burger]

ESPECIALLY you.

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

[gibbs-birdy-anon]

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

[actually-max-burger]

IM GONNA GET YOU

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

ILL MPREG U MF TRY ME

[actually-max-burger]

FUC YOU ILL MPREG YOU

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

NOOOOOOO

[actually-max-burger]

TOO LATE!!!! YOU ARE MPREGGED