Fate Spins Along as it Should

Throwing things into the void hoping to bonk someone on the head.

[anoodleyqueer]

if I'M a christian baby and YOURE an atheist going skydiving then WHO is pitching at the baseball game

[zapatism]

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

[zapatism]

[lingonberry24]

[aeshnacyanea2000]

[wickedsick]

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

I love you complex puppets requiring multiple puppeteers. I love you giant spaceship set. I love you zero gravity wiring rig that was apparently hellish to be hooked up to. I love you rotating lighting apparatus that emulates the changing lighting of the centrifuge portion of the ship. I love you chicken wire and fairy lights petrova line shot. I love you practical effects enhanced WHEN NECESSARY by CGI. I love you project hail mary.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[sec0nd-breakfast]

I'm sorry, but nothing will ever be funnier than that one bts of Bill Skarsgård on IT where they just put him into the fucking sewers and he's sitting there peeking out with his big ass forehead

LIKE- 😭🙏

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[actuallyawallflower]

Watching Batman: The Animated Series and Clock King was completely justified.

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[viewfindercomics]

sippy sippy

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[tlirsgender]

Mulder and Scully are sitting in their car and they're both thinking "am I a lesbian" and neither of them will say it. Mulder stays in the egg zone because being a woman "seems like a lot of effort," failing to realize that trans women can be butch & Scully likes to pretend she's simply career driven with no time for a man. But there's still that inexplicable longing. Their weird little tension. X files is yuri to me

[tlirsgender]

I want to stress that if Mulder ever transitioned she would look exactly the same. Mulder already looks like those 90s butches. You know.

[ID: photographs of K. D. Lang and Fox Mulder, respectively. They have the same haircut and face shape. They're sitting with similar posture, wearing light blue jeans, and a brown sweater/jacket over a light grey shirt. /end ID]

[thefloatingstone]

EVA STRATT IS TRENDING!! HURRAY FOR OUR PROBLEMATIC QUEEN WHO DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

[the-technicolor-yawn]

[prigorie]

i'm gonna be the leader of the eva stratt defence squad till the day i die. she did nothing wrong. i would've been much worse