this feels like everyone is posing for different photos 😭
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this feels like everyone is posing for different photos 😭
Average gay photoshoot
Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.
Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.
It's always "hail Mary, full of Grace" and never "Eva, the first woman, whose sins cast humanity away from Eden (but humanity found it's place out there)".
Anyway, Eva Stratt, you did everything correctly, you made the wrong choice, humanity is alive because of your determination, the most woman ever. They coul never make me pin your morals down as 'good' or 'bad'.
“Gay marriage leads to gay divorce.”
Wtf Emily Elizabeth lesbian Prentiss
Rocky holding up Grace: Leaky.
Adrian: No, don’t be mean.
Rocky gently swaying Grace: Leaky space blob.
Adrian: No!
Grace grinning as Rocky sways them in the air: Very leaky, squishy blob.
Adrian, warbling: Noooo!
this is the future liberals want
Button Discourse in a nutshell:
Red button pressers: "but you see, I'm safe either way, rather than foolishly hoping the crowd will choose altruism"
Blue button pushers:
Apparently Eva Stratt at the end of the movie on the ship had a prison tattoo on her neck that meant something along the lines of "life without parole." So, parallel to Grace and Rocky's adventure, there was a whole subplot where Eva Stratt
- Was eventually trialed by governments of the world as a scapegoat and sent to prison
- She somehow BROKE out of said prison and currently commandeers a rogue paramilitary faction of Project Hail Mary loyalists who believe in her over world governments, who presumably are still hunting her down
- She currently is on the run and staying mobile on an ice breaker ship like some kind of james bond villain base (but you know, good) while STILL working on project hail mary the whole time
- Her rogue loyalist faction controlled enough resources they could go to space and collect the beetles Grace had sent. Alternatively, it was the world government that collected the beetles, and Stratt had a whole ass heist movie to steal them, which is why she had the little xenonite figure at the end of the movie. Either ways she was running circles around them.
Absolutely insane. Never piss off a history major
people who are gay: yeah i’m gay
people who are straight: yeah i’m straight
people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary
I’d say that I’d commit war crimes for Eva Stratt but she’s doing that all on her own and I’m sitting there saying things like “yippee!” and “woohoo!”
"average person pirates 3 pieces of copyrighted media per day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person pirates 0 copyrighted media per day. Piracy Eva, who lives on a boat & pirates the entire internet, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man
i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life
he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."
americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those
eva stratt, arriving late with two starbucks: sorry i'm late grace didn't want to come
reblog to PAT the PIG
the obligatory trolley problem post