Things you definitely heard in RWBY

A collection of fully accurate quotes from the hit web-series from Rooster Teeth.  Open for submissions.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Hello there

So this blog has picked up a few followers now so I think it’s probably pertinent to make a little introduction.

As is hopefully obvious, this is a collection of absolutely 100% canon quotes an incorrect quotes blog for the webseries RWBY, as it’s one of my favourite shows and this just seemed like a fun thing to do to make something positive out of a now very long hiatus.

So I hope everything’s been enjoyable so far, obviously some jokes land better than others and they’re not all winners, but so far this has mainly just been me posting what I think is funny.

And on that note, I don’t know how aware anyone following this blog is, but the ask and submission boxes are open, and anyone is free to submit quotes they think would be funny for the blog if they want - just in text, I can handle the image side of things. All I ask is that if you do so, you give the original source for the quote, for tagging purposes mainly - also assign characters to the quote if you like, that would definitely help me because I know I can’t think of every one of them and I think I’m already using the same characters over and over for these things.

That’s... pretty much all I wanted to say, hi, hope you’re enjoying things, feel free to help out if you want through asks and submissions.

Thanks.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Winter: So we’re at war to spread pacifism now?

Ironwood: Oh yes. It works like a charm.

Winter: How?!

Ironwood: Well, corpses are remarkably non-violent.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Salem: Eh, Bing-Bong! Hey, what's up? You're doing a bad job.

Cinder: I know I'm doing a bad job!

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Salem: Love is a very powerful force.

Salem: Even more so when it's focused into a coherent beam of destruction.

Salem: Every time I cast this spell, it siphons away some of the love in the universe.

Salem: I'm not sure how much, but I'm given to understand the divorce rate goes up with each blast.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Ozpin: The fact is, in life sometimes actions that certain people view as ‘mistakes’ are made. And we, as a society, need to do better on this.

Ozpin: I personally have not and will not acknowledge or accept any of these perceived mistakes. Of which I take no responsibility.

Ozpin: I will be continuing to live by this fundamental belief long into the future. Taking into consideration nothing else.

Ozpin: Therefore anyone who continues to say things at me, like I am at fault for anything, can kiss the business end of my ass.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Ironwood: It's no concern of mine if Mantle doesn't have... what was it again?

Nora: Basic resources?!

Ironwood: Well, they should have thought of that before they became peasants.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Sienna: Enjoy this while you can. It’s the deepest you’ll ever be in a woman.

Adam: Yeah, well, you’re dead, so...

Adam: Dammit!

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Ozpin: You know, I really think we should try a less immediately violent approach to resolve this.

Ironwood: I agree, except replace the word "less" with "extremely", and after the word "violent", include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire"!

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Weiss: Wow, saving Remnant and being a famous pop star is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Salem: I am going to kill you.

Salem: And then kill you again.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Cinder: Why don’t we stop and have a nice little chat, while I tell you all my plans and you work out a way to stop me, I don’t think!

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Yang: We’ve all got weaknesses.

Yang: Me, for instance.

Yang: I’m tragically funny and good looking.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Cordovin: These shields are generated by Hard Light Dust, created by the finest minds in Atlas.

Cordovin: If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face.

Cordovin: If would also set your hair on fire, so don’t actually do it.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Ruby: I dislike you, capisce?

Mercury: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Ruby: What?

Mercury: Because you'll be dust by Monday.

Ruby: Um?

Mercury: Because you'll be pulverised in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up.

Mercury: Dust.

Mercury: She dusts.

Ruby: So- so what's on Monday?

Mercury: Well, cos... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so...

Mercury: ...Monday. Right?

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Henchman: You’re getting mugged, kid!

Ruby: Nope, you’re getting mugged!

Henchman: Gah, how the hell does that even work?!

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Cinder: It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill on Rainbow Road.

Cinder: You have thirteen seconds before you fall into the abyss --

Cinder:  -- you Hot Topic wannabe and you pink gumball son of a bitch.

Cinder: You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.

[actuallycorrectrwbyquotes]

Cinder: Well then, if fire would be a bad idea, I don’t know what to do.