#source: outofcontextdnd

[incorrectrotgquotes]

The Yetis: Put the baby in the bag of holding.

Jack, *the baby*: No!

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Wrecker and Omega: We could bomb the place with silver glitter.

Echo: I think that's a war crime.

[incorrect-alnst]

Till: Before I do something stupid, does anyone want to speak up?

Ivan: No, no, let’s go with stupid.

[inheritthewheeled]

Ace: This is sort of like Don Quixote...

Goon: Donkey who?

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Nene: Hey, if you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?

Polka: I don’t like that question.

[tomixslefttoe]

[“Soul Scrying”]

The Hero: You started a cult?!

Zorbak: No, I just kind of adopted one.

[incorrect-edens-garden-quotes]

Wolfgang: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Eva: The afterlife, I suspect.

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Mace, watching Anakin be Anakin: They say curiosity killed the Knight. Curiosity was framed; stupidity was the real culprit.