The Sassy Kitten

Quotes - Thoughts - Shit | sassiest kitty cat alive | The Sassy Kitten is an anonymous quoter and unstoppabe philosopher. Their blog is directed to any other kitties out there who seek comfort in words and find escape in fiction. The Sassy Kitten is known to be forgetful of their blog and wary of social situations, as well as being Gorilla glued to their laptop. - For more of Thelxipea\Sassy Kitten, follow their other account, Dreamboatpoetry on Tumblr. If you like romance-focused and thought- inducing poetry, their Dreamboat blog is just for you.

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Difference between being looked at and being seen

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Of course you can read me like a book. But can you understand the words?

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It’s that day of the week again!

*cutely turns on Saddest Fucking Songs in the Universe playlist and withers in unwashed hoodies and cheap ramen*

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Ragebait doesn’t exist.

Saying my unfiltered accurate opinions to people who I know may or may not agree with me in hopes of a reaction? Coincidental.

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The Thing You Want to See The Most in the Medical Work Force?

Efficiency and Competence

Thoroughness and Patience

Solemnity and Focus

Positivity and Care

Empathetic and Understanding

Clear and Articulate Explanations

Gentleness and Kindness

Talkative and Hopeful

Quiet and Direct

Helpful and Supportive

Voting ended onMay 2

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Damn, that personality looks gorgeous on you.

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the best replies 101

Category: Flirty

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“You called” —> “You answered”

“I hate you” —> “Hate me harder”

“I need a seat” —> “I volunteer”

“You look innocent” —> “Until you start asking the right questions”

“I’m going to bite you” —> “Sounds kinky”

Calling you names —> Say “pretty __” and add their name to the blank

“Stop” —> “Hmm? Stop what?”

Someone not finishing their sentence —> “Don’t be shy now”

“You’re fat” —> “Sorry, baby, this is all muscle. Wanna peek?”

“I don’t like you” —> “That’s okay. I’ll be here when you get better tastes”

“You’re so weird!” —> “It gets you blushing, doesn’t it?” [One Step Further: Not afraid to get vulgar? Try saying, “You wet?”]

Insulting you —> Bite your lip

“Fck you!” —> “More fun if you’re there”

“Oh my god, fck you!” —> “That’s what your mom said to me last night”

“Oh god!” —> “Now, now, no need to pray. I’m right here”

“Please fck off” —> “Is that begging I hear?”

“Fck off!” —> “Say please”

“I’m going to k!ll you” —> “Don’t threaten me with a good time”

“I’ll ch0ke you” —> “Geez, take me to dinner first”

“Wh0re\s!ut” —> “Talk dirty to me, baby”

Insulting you —> “Mm, tell me more”

“What am I to you?” —> “I thought you were mine”

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The world rushes life already

Don’t let the world rush you

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as I grow older, the weaker my knees become under the pressure of life

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Message for men: insulting humor doesn’t get you women, it gets you karma :)

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Apparently, life DOES get harder

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Somewhere, Very, very far away On a stranded island In the middle of nowhere Is my last fuck to give

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Rain is— therapeutic free divine And I feel everybody who has felt this rain on their skin dance with me

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It’s not a ‘hear me out’ — It’s a ‘HOLD ME BACK’ (part 2)

Nick Wilde

Flynn Rider

The Beast (but specifically in his beast form)\Belle

Max (Goofy’s son)

Optimus Prime

Scar\Simba\Mufasa

Mrs. Incredible

Any Marvel Rivals character

Alastor

Aladdin\Princess Jasmine

Howl

The Milkman

Voting ended onMar 9

Hold-Me-Backs that you guys wish would pin-you-down

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It’s not a ‘hear me out’ — it’s a ‘HOLD ME BACK’

Jake Sully

Venom

Sylus

Vi

Jayce but specifically in Episode 5 (iykyk)

Gojo

Simon “Ghost” Riley

Percy Jackson

A furry

Prince Naveen

Shego

Draco Malfoy

Voting ended onMar 10

Or others?

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Which Ship Are You Voting For?

Hollandov (Heated Rivalry’s Shane Holland & Ilya Rozanov)

Ivantill (ALIEN STAGE’s Ivan & Till)

Hucklerobby (The Pitt’s Dr. Robby & Dr. Whitaker)

Ghostsoap (Call of Duty’s Simon “Ghost” & John “Soap”)

Rules (Euphoria’s Rue Bennett & Jules Vaughn)

Narlie (Heartstopper’s Nick Nelson & Charlie Spring)

FirstPrince (Red, White, and Royal Blue’s Alex Claremont-Diaz & Prince Henry

Caitvi (Arcane’s Vi & Caitlyn)

Timebomb (Arcane’s Ekko & Jinx\Powder)

Satosugu (JJK’s Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru)

Percybeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympian’s Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase)

Romione (Harry Potter’s Ron Weasley & Hermione Granger)

Voting ended onMar 8

Or other?