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i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

samandriel

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

samandriel

in case you were wondering this is him

samandriel

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

jjtaylor

Quality rooster

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

ceno-bites

Sin City (2005) dir. Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez | January 2017 Theme : Dark Comic Movies

ultrafacts

bestnatesmithever

What if it bites me and it dies?

finalellipsis-deactivated201807

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

babblingfishes

What if it bites itself and I die?

william-petrisous-and-other-blo

It’s voodoo.

the-ordinary-nerd

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

tpt-moved

That’s correlation, not causation.

pizzadut

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

demonsinsuits

that’s kinky

pizzadut

oh my god

the-last-snow-elf

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

theoppositeofprofound

“Victor Nikiforov’s exhibition piece this year is an original composition entitled, Look, Babe, I Didn’t Mean To Leave The Dishes In The Sink, It Won’t Happen Again, Promise. He choreographed it himself.”

goggles-mcgee

“Yuuri Katsuki’s exhibition piece this year is a direct response to Viktor Nikiforov’s piece, -Look, Babe, I Didn’t Mean To Leave The Dishes In The Sink, It Won’t Happen Again, Promise.-, it is entitled, - You Say That Every Time, Nikiforov, Every Time, And Yet It Still Happens.- He as well choreographed it himself. It is a very passionate piece.”

gaysontheice

“Viktor’s exhibition piece this year is a continuation of his piece last year titled, I’m-Doing-My-Best. He choreographed it himself and it looks like Katsuki is crying.”

“Rumor has it that Katsuki’s response piece will be titled, I’m-In-Love-With-An-Idiot.”

“Ah, and here’s Yuri Plisetsky with his routine to You-Live-With-Each-Other-You-Don’t-Need-To-Communicate-By-Exhibition-Pieces.”

“A little hypocritical on Plisetsky’s part but I’ll be damned if this isn’t a beautifully angry choreography.”