Audi Vide Tace...

I'm both the girl ya girl worried about and the dude ya girl tells you not to worry about.

[killmesl0wly-deactivated2023091]

Her titties are so big because that’s where all the rage is stored.

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[pissvortex]

Perhaps Im naive or just new to far left politics but what's your qualms with Kamela Harris? This is a real question because Im dumb.

i’ve been looking for a reason to post this meme

[ruinedchildhood]

[itchycoil]

Incels are right I love flirting just for the sake of it and I’m not actually giving pussy

[jewish-suggestion]

A Jewish perspective on reproductive justice and birth control access from twitter user @lechatsavant.

[dancinbutterfly]

IDK about other Jews, but I want all goyim who see this - especially American goyim from Christian backgrounds - feel free to keep this in your pocket the “freedom of religion” birth control argument comes up. In fact, I encourage you to use it. 

[fiberglassbunny]

my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

[unclefather]

me on the internet: suck on my holes. pee in me. wear me like gloves. choke me like a dry biscuit.

me in real life: what do you want. why do you keep looking at me. those are my legs there’s no need to touch them.

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

tv shows be like let's have the ugliest man kiss the hottest women alive

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if tradition and shitty social constructs didn't exist 97% of men would never get near coochie in their life

[plentifulreverie]

I'm not woke enough to understand what this means

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if women didnt feel the pressure to get married young and have kids or else their community will think theres sth wrong with them not a single man on this earth would get any coochie except for jake gyllenhaal keanu reeves chadwick boseman and gordon ramsey

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

and uncle iroh. thats it

[righteousdelusions]

Some women like cock and they don't live near Hollywood.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thats where uncle iroh comes in

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

a lot of male writers, directors, etc. idea of a feminist character is just a woman they think is sexy enacting revenge fantasies on characters the creator doesnt like

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

*men writing “feminist” characters* “yes she only dresses and behaves in ways i find sexually appealing and she can’t even make facial expressions i don’t think are pretty but i gave her a weapon and wrote one(1) scene of her punching someone who said something sexist so this is actually groundbreaking”

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

all this to say that i should be allowed to hunt quentin tarantino and joss whedon for sport

[veganpussyy]

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bitch let me see it

[nicolezaridze]

[swurp]

I am stripped of my vibes and cast out of paradise

[wingedcorgi]

new job.

[pegsephone]

god made me bisexual as a gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name