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that-wizard-oki

fuck mr. beast let my autistic ass behind the wizard101 wheel i know what the gays want

pansy2025

doc there is a fucking hole where something was

pansy2025

this post has somewhat escaped containment and anyway i looked up this blorbo they’re talking about and um. did you guys know that there is a wizard 101 fandom on tumblr dotcom. like the website. from the commercials

malistaire

toriel-2

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

theveryquietquiet

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toriel-2

whos there

heroes-of-lemuria

Darkmoor tidbits + the article + loading screen reveal!

sleepyisnotagamer

Sleepy's Simple Guide to Darkmoor

I'm making this for myself, mostly, but you can use it too. based on one lvl 100 and one lvl 170 (otherwise have 1 hitter and 3 buffers and augment accordingly)

I feel it goes without saying that you should be sure to have full potions before you go in. if you have to flee and teleport back it will take you forever to walk all the way through the castle, but such is life. don't bother using healing spells, just use the wisps and your potions (some of the bosses forbid heals anyway).

The Castle

Fight #1:

Howling Chaney (life) - 20,000 health, 3 Hounds of Heck - 5,280 health

turn one: feint/blade, turn two: feint/blade, turn 3: feint/hit

Fight #2:

Sir Blackwater (star) - 18,000 health, Darkmoor Serf - 5,200, 2 Darkmoor Squires - 5,930

only aegis-ed blades, no universal buffs or globals

turn one: spirit/elemental trap/school trap, turn two: potent spirit/elemental trap/potent school trap, turn three: feint/hit (somebody pack an extra hit in case a minion blocks your crit)

"Puzzle" - crimson lens, neutral density filter

Upper Halls

Fight #1:

mob fight - 4 Darkmoor Gargoyles (myth) - 4,640

AoE or blade if required

Fight #2:

Ahktang Wormcrawl (fire) - 15,600 health, 3 Draconian Eidolons 4,620

no blades or globals

turn one: feint/trap, turn two: potent feint/potent trap, turn three: feint/hit

Fight #3:

mob fight - a bunch of draconians with 6k health

AoE and blade if required

Fight #4:

Spirit of Darkmoor (sun) - 14,700 health, 3 Darkmoor Gargoyles (myth) - 4,640

she sucks and will cheat attack for any and all buffs, but you gotta buff, so just blade and feint and kill her as fast as you can. the mobs might use earthquake, but three feints should be enough to kill her provided she stops cheat casting long enough for you to take a turn. this is not an impossible task, it's just annoying. be chill and patient.

if you're all lvl 100 wizards, really try to kill her faster because otherwise she will kill you, storm wizard.

Fight #5:

Shane Von Shane (death) - 19,470, Darkmoor Serf - 5,200, Darkmoor Gargoyle - 4,640

no feints, somebody has to hit him every turn, no heals

turn one: hit/blade, turn two: hit/blade, turn three: hit/blade, turn four: hit/hit (if you have four players, one person hits every turn, the other two buff the main hitter, and you can take him out in two turns instead)

Undying Malistaire wasn't invited to this post

gleerant

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

gleerant

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

wizard-of-interesting-failure

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

wizarddilaudid

In the dawn of Wizard101's console release, I've put together a list of all the main-line and side quests you are able to complete (fully and partially) before you hit the paywall. I've not seen any news on whether there'll be a free-membership period for the release, but typically by the end of the year, Kingsisle has a few weeks for the holiday season.

This is mainly for people to see what story's available to them with a free account, as well as a sort of checklist for anyone who wants to go through as much of the game as they can before making the decision on whether or not to buy areas, arcs or memberships.

Quests are listed by *where* you get them. To find them go into your Quest tab and hit that "find nearest quest" mark. All quests with an asterisk ( * ) beside it are quests that are only partially accessible with a free account.

Apologies if I've missed any, it's been a hot minute since I've been in this area of the game. Tutorial - You start here 🧙

Unicorn Way

MAINLINE Unicorn Way Ghost Hunters Skeleton Crew Monsters and Mazes Finding Out Why Who Could It Be Now? Sinister Skeleton Grim Tales SIDE QUESTS The Lore You Know* Pesky Pirates Saving Private O'Ryan Advanced Combat - PVP introduction Yellow Brick Road Not in Kansas Anymore Unlocking the Truth

The Commons

MAINLINE To Ravenwood! Panic in the Streets! SIDE QUESTS Find the Smiths* City Tour Hey, Penny Dreadful Assignment Penny For Your Thoughts Diego the Duelmaster Pet Sounds

Olde Town

MAINLINE Secret Strife of Pets Trouble on Triton Avenue SIDE QUESTS Walkabout Wizards in the Mist The Razors Edge Digging into a New Challenge Looking Sharp!*

Triton Avenue

MAINLINE Menacing Minions The Shadow of Death Magic Quest For Clues Catching a Glimpse Clear as Crystal Luminate The Enemy Revealed To Tame a Tempest Triton Report SIDE QUESTS A Scrap of Trouble All the Eels Wayward Barrels Better Get Kraken Decease the Kraken! Haunting Questions Secret of the Cave Sniff 'em Out

Side Quest Locations

Golem Court

Say Cheese! Ready, Aim, Shoot! Science Fair Second Gear The Final Piece

Pet Pavilion

Hoard of the Rings Wizzy 500

wizarddilaudid

I will become a different (insufferable) person on the 9th

wizbreak

coolxatu

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

coolxatu

gallusrostromegalus

JESUS TEA

So it’s Flu Season again, and this recipe for Tea To Fix What Ails You was given to me by a Christian friend, and I’ve taken to calling it JESUS TEA due to it’s miraculous properties. Even though it, technically, contains no tea. This tea is as caffinie-free as anything processed in a US plant can get, but be sure to check the provenance and all ingredients in case of allergies.

You will Need:

A Bigass Pot, becuase this is something you make in large quantities

working stovetop

those lil cloth sachets you use for wassail/empty teabags/those lil reuseable loose-leaf tea steepers.

Recipe:

about a quart of water

1 cup apple cider

about half a lemon’s worth of juice

a shitwhack of honey- try to get as local as possible and generally the less-processed the better if you want to build a resistance to local allergens. If you have allergy concerns or don’t like the taste of honey, go ahead and use more processed stuff/another sweetener instead.

three tablespoons/three bags chamomile tea

three tablespoons/three bags rooibos tea

teaspoon crushed cloves

1 cinnamon stick (more if you like it spicier)

¼ tsp nutmeg

1/8 tsp cayenne or white pepper

Bring water to a simmer in the pot. Add the chamomile, rooibos and spices to steep about 4-5 minutes or longer if you like tea-flavored tar which given you have the flu you probably do. Add Cider, Lemon Juice and Honey until dissolved. Drink all of this in the course of an hour to stay hydrated, make more pots as needed or until you pass out.

FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS: gargle warm salt water first for as long as you can, it’ll break up the mucus in your throat and soothe the soreness.

snowfox102

This stuff is hecking delicious, and my dad claims it cured his cold. I’ve taken to drinking it just because it tastes good! Thank you for sharing! :D I also found that you can freeze this stuff in convenient single serving sizes, ready to be heated in the microwave when you don’t have enough spoons to make it fresh. Granted fresh is usually best for most food and drinks, but it’s still good.

I also calculated a single serving version, which I’m putting here in case anyone wants to make it that way:

1 cup hot water

¼ cup apple cider (or more, I prefer 1/3 cup)

1 tbsp honey (or more, to taste)

a dash of lemon juice

½ tsp spice mixture

1 ½ tbsp tea mixture

Mix the spices together in one container, and mix the two kinds of tea together in another. Measure out of these the above amounts. (Don’t try to store the two things together, the spices will sink to the bottom and you won’t get the right measurements.)

Use a tea infuser/tea bag/cheesecloth/whatever to keep the herb bits from floating off into your drink. Steep for the usual 4-5 minutes, then add the cider, honey, and lemon.

Side note: ground cloves is cheaper for me so I use ½ tsp of that instead of 1 of whole. I also like cinnamon a lot so I use ¼ tsp ground cinnamon instead of a stick (also sticks are really expensive here). If you use a stick, break it into little pieces. The downside of ground cinnamon is that it kind of congeals if you don’t stir it periodically, so keep a spoon handy as you drink.

gallusrostromegalus

Since people have been asking for this (I guess the flu/common cold is going around agian), have it again, NOW WITH SINGLE SERVING SIZE, THANK YOU @snowfox102 for doing the math for me!