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if you understand the reference in my header i will love you forever
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we're not kids anymore.
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put me in a little jar with holes in the lid please please please I promise I won't dry in the sun PLEASE
if you understand the reference in my header i will love you forever
Gerard P Donelan
I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.
More of his stuff and about him
My absolute favorite of his work
you are mommy's brave little warrior. and you're going to go into the nether and get mommy's fucking glowstone.
they killed him for this
God Iām so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isnāt nearby* phew. Well Iām so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you donāt kill yourself
dude how am i supposed to focus on djing with the inflation porn behind me šššš¤¤ššš
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donāt mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weād done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youād write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, āHappy Birthday Courtneyā. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name āJuanā is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iāve never seen āMileyā without the E, either, but itās believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iām one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me āCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloā for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ā¹ļøš"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT
SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE
preschool. I meant preschool.
World historical loser
if i had to explain what tumblr is like iād only show this
No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenterās account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king
if i had to explain what tumblr is like iād only show this
If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core gameā¦
The situation is so funny man
Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the PokƩmon and One Piece TCGs
As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to āinvest inā, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years
He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with āDonāt invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this gameās reprint policiesā
Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke
BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out
Now theyāre sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like PokĆ©mon loses their money
Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".