lol

[marsdemo]

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

[anexperimentallife]

[gardenergremlin]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[memorycycle]

if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything

[odekirk]

[yellow-cat]

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

[bunniope]

activating yandere vision

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[cutecipher]

how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time

[sporesgalaxy]

me, quitting before i even try to succeed: I'm not quitting before even trying to succeed, I'm just doing the rational, safe thing right now. This won't be like all those stories where someone doesn't take the risk and then years later is haunted by regret for what could have been. I'll always be able to look back on this decision as well-informed and practical.

me 5 years later: aw, man.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[futurama]

ive been to michael city

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[horseblob]

we can eat wednesday food today

[landmineblogging]

light the gas keep the gate

[hot-cicada-milf-summer]

My vibe this morning

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners