DFTBA

So this is me: I'm a 20 year old struggling through an engineering degree while wasting a lot of time on the internet. This is a hodge-poge of all the things that make me smile. Have a fabulous day :)

[lethar-g]

Season 7 episode 5, a summary:

BITCH Drogon KNOWS my boy is a Targaryen & Gendry Waters????? Swingin that war hammer into my heart bitch. That awkward ass reunion??? I love this team so much I LOVE my murder sons. Tormund calling Brienne “the big woman” and Jon giving him That Look™. On the other hand #dicksoutfordickon and as always, little finger can fucking choke.

[sphinxofgrease]

i have greensleeves stuck in my head but, like, the horrible otamatone version

[sphinxofgrease]

just in case anyones forgotten this absolute masterpiece

[shredsandpatches]

What I love most about this is that you start it and you go “eh, it’s not THAT funny, they just sound like crumhorns really.”

AND THEN THE THIRD ONE COMES IN.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[official-flying-whale]

Tumblr today

[sparkitors]

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

[gifsboom]

[its-nick-bitxh]

take a fuckin sip, babes

[deputychairman]

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

[niyarest]

baby needs 

S N A C K 

[yeehawlw]

BONE?!?? a playlist

[likeawildthing]

Okay but can we talk about McGonagall not only made special arrangements for harry to be seeker (listen she didn’t ask Dumbledore she told him and he shrugged and was like ur my fav do what you want) but then she did exactly what she wanted which was to drop a small fricking fortune to buy harry THE COOLEST BESTEST FASTEST BROOMSTICK available

[thefandomnoob-deactivated201611]

She also entrusted Hermione with a time turner in her second year…?!!

A TIME TURNER!!

[likeawildthing]

third year, but yes, she did. she went and got the minstry’s approval and personally vouched for the girl. 

she also encouraged neville to take a class he didn’t think he could and was gracious about not letting him into her newt class and offered to write home to his gran to assuage his fears?

she made sure the weasleys got to dumbledore’s office so they could gtfo the castle safely when mr weasley got attacked

she went to bat for harry when umbridge was being umbridge about harry being an auror

she gave ron and harry sandwiches when they drove the car into the whomping willow

she was strict but she also looked out for her kids

[katzynia]

To me, Minerva McGonagall is the archetype of strict but just and fair. You absolutely know that she cares and will not punish for kicks or by whim. Who will go out for a limb for you when you need it and be graceful and matter of fact about it. Who will also kick your as when you’re an ass and set you straight. Someone who you can trust like a rock. awws

[benegesserwitch]

“There’s No Need To Call Me Sir Professor Potter, you were named after the sickest burn I’ve ever administered. Savage.”

[albertbabycat]

[king-nerdlord]

I turned on the sound expecting to hear someone mocking this cat for backing up like this. That was not what I got.

[orangepenguino]

@tawnypixie

[long-lost-opinions-deactivated2]

Billy Jean is not my lover…

[johannathemad]

AU where everything is exactly the same except Adam never turns into a beast and just needs to learn some manners

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

[laughoutloud-club]

[elijahwood]

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

[raphanus-deactivated20140818]

[sephir-amy]

I need this on a blog, at long last, to look at whenever I want.

[tomfooleryholland-deactivated20]

Frodo: I’m so overjoyed to see you all safe. Gimli, Aragorn, and- *discreetly looks at writing on palms*…L'orealas.

[adequatelyginger]

Stranger: It's a shame you didn't get to play Quidditch professionally. I heard you were good.

Harry: yeah but have you heard of my beautiful girlfriend, Ginny Weasley

[rupelover]

Rupert Grint just ended Ed Sheeran. (March 2017)

Part 1.

[jokerxxisxxbaexxx]

I Hate Ryan Reynolds 😂😂