Untitled

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

God is all knowing

Jesus is god

Jesus is human

Humans are animals

Jesus is God’s human cosplay

QED: God is a furry

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

So centaurs are half human half horse and as a people we have decided that the upper half is people and the lower half is horse does that mean that the upper half and lower half have separate genitalia, does only the lower half have genitalia, or does only the upper half have genitalia? So this can be broken down into the following:

A being with horse genitalia in the back and human genitalia in the front

A being with only horse genitalia in the back

A being with only human genitalia in the front

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

Imagine if tumblr was like YouTube

Hey fandom: slap that heart and smash reblog button

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

During WWII the OSS (predecessor to the CIA) gave code names to Japanese aircraft such that bombers were given girls names and fighters were given boys names. Examples of this was the Mitsubishi G4M code named Betty and the Mitsubishi A6M code named Zeke/Zero.

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

A blanket is just a really big scarf.

[oneheadtoanother]

[yo-its-matt]

it sure fucking is buddy

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

This is one of the A=.5b*h of all time.

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

PSA:

YouTube is promoting garbage again in the #shorts thingy. If you see this video or one that looks like it report it as “spam or misleading” under the report options. I got the same video from several channels many times in a row.

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

Fun fact:

Throughout medical history and even fairly recently it was thought that infants and young children couldn’t feel pain.

Example:

EEG electrodes were SCREWED into the skull to make better contact for better readings.

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

The P&G you see on toothpaste tubes mean it’s endorsed by proctologists and gynecologists.

[draculas-tits]

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

Example from the internet: r/mavisisbestgirl

[holyunholy]

glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

[thyrell]

im a welder and this let me tell you this does not go away if youre around a lot of hot metal its actually worse

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

As someone who has trouble understanding how hot things are, this is painfully accurate.

[lancrewizzard]

See if you can spot the real and fake Pratchett plots

The grim reaper and his granddaughter save Christmas. The tooth fairy is involved.

Mulan but gayer.

The book begins with the protagonist falling off the edge of the world. Things only get worse for him from here on.

A sentient shopping mall almost destroys a city while Death is on holiday.

What if Macbeth, but the witches were the good guys?

Step1: Summon a wizard. Step 2: Get stranded at the start of the universe Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.

God is a tortoise. This is unfortunate.

Plot holes are explained in universe as being the monks’ fault. This gets a whole book devoted to it.

Please stop these geriatric heroes from destroying the world, please and thank you.

Deal with your parents’ divorce by rescuing a fleet of aliens from humanity.

You can’t defeat evil fairies with folk songs, not even the ones about hedgehogs. Morris dancing on the other hand is surprisingly effective.

What if our entire universe was sat in a little glass jar in a wizard’s study? Would that be fucked up or what?

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

Depending on what universe we’re in, all or none of these could be canon. Since there is the possibility for infinite universes, we will simply never know unless we are able to travel to them or ask Pratchett directly.

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

Headcannon:

FMA and The Seven Deadly Sins takes place in the same universe as Bioshock.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

mathematicians define your symbols clearly so i don't have to read thru 7 irrelevant pages challenge :))))

× multiplication

÷ un-multiplication (sometimes)

√ gives the bottom half of a plant

≈ not equal, but we wish it was

≝ just like, accept it, man

≡ not equal, but like it’s kinda similar

≤ hungry alligator in water

⇒ look this way

↦ look this way, now draw a picture

⇔ look punk these things go together, that’s just how it is

¬ droopy negative sign

∨ ice cream cone

∧ empty ice cream cone :(

⊕ protected plus

∀ the sound of an Australian screaming

∃ the sound of a confused Australian

∈ toucan beak

∉ no toucan beaks

⊂ you can fit this inside the other thing

⊄ you can’t fit this thing in the other thing

⊆ you can fit this thing in the other thing but it might be tight

∪ full bucket

∩ empty bucket

∅ nuttin’

α β γ you’re working with angles

δ ε you’re working on analysis

ζ η you’re working with complex numbers

θ κ π τ circles bitch

λ you’re working with linear algebra

μ ν ξ ????

Δ∇ what direction is this curve going?

∏ ∑ author is too lazy to write out repeated operations

∞ binoculars to see really far

∫ ∮ ∯ time to add up lotsa itty bitty things

ℂ numbers too complicated

ℕ the positive integers, give or take a zero depending on how cool the author is

ℚ integers over and under cute lil lines :3

ℝ nigce smoot h line

ℤ author having a nap

⌊ ⌋ what fractional part??

[oxytocindolorosa]

Sorry, I need to issue a correction here, you’ve got droopy negative sign wrong, it’s actually gun.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

It’s actually gun!

[someweirdjew]

You forgot this bad boy - 

“Your Lyft driver saying pi = 4″

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Ah yes

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

You learn new things every day.

[imp]

remember when the "nsfw ban" happened and everyone was like. Well i guess this is it. Bye everyone. and then kept posting

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

And then the post from Tumblr about the ban and what is and isn’t banned got banned because it broke the new rules regarding nsfw rules. They could be backpedaling since most of the content here is still nsfw and they need ad revenue to survive so I’d guess that Tumblr is trying to go back to being almost entirely in its pre-ban state with a few exceptions. My guess they are relaxing the rules a bit is to take site traffic from newgrounds, Twitter, and others in order to regrow the user base. This is just my guess, it’s not even close to what could be happening.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Visit Original Link

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[hauntedhamster]

What we sound like to people on a regular basis

[theemptyqueue]

I hope that this becomes the next evolution of music.

[startrek-vs-starwars]

I want this to be a single

[theemptyqueue]

This is the most metal song I’ve ever heard.

[startrek-vs-starwars]

It’s back on my dashboard after 3 long months.

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

This is really good for a study song.

[skypevevo]

Visit Original Link

[mujna]

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

favorite things about this

literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.

the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”

all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.

that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

[johncougar-deactivated20200128]

I JUST DIED

[mickeys-coming-back-bitches]

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

[erikacpataki]

reminds me of the decemberists concert I was at where colin meloy had had a lot of wine and made everybody switch instruments during a long instrumental, except jenny conlee who politely, amused-ly refused

[teallikethecolor]

I love everything about this.

[cosmiicorvid]

This represents me in too many levels.

[ironwoman359]

This is relevant to my interests…

[adhd-ooh-look-a-squirrel]

I want this as my ringtone.