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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

a haunted house is the memory of your ex-friend’s home that you know like the back of your hand but will never step foot inside again

birdsareblooming

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

birdsareblooming

holy shit is that kate bush

kittenchomp

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

westmeath

fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp

oneheadtoanother

frownyalfred

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

frownyalfred

mostly-frayed-edges

nunjournal

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

katelyn-danger

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

prepare4trouble

Does anybody else track their life though a series of obsessions? Like “ah yes, i remember that happening, i was obsessing over Star Gate Atlantis at the time,” or, “this was during my Supernatural era.” I can map out my whole life in this way.