Jen Says More Robots

brooklyn based texas born

[adiprose]

fic list

Now that I've posted three (three!!) fics in under a year, I figured it was time to make a compilation post of my stuff.

9-1-1 aka the weewoo show

the boofcake chronicles a hockeiy au about aging defenseman Tommy Kinard and hotshot goalie Evan Buckley part 1: heard the risk is drowning (88,199 words) part 2: diana's piano is getting much better (27,012 words) part 3: let's have a hand for that young cowboy (2,422 words)

every place leads back to your place (40,152 words) post-s8 fix-it of sorts, canon divergence, buck transfers

the untamed

The Natural Sequel (WIP) modern au, persuasion au

sherlock (for my sins)

follow the cops back home (15,030 words)

[itszonez]

DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins

[themythicalcodfish]

what the FUCK did Jolene look like

[saucetrnak]

happy pride month to whatever they have going on

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

“how did you get into writing” girl i learned how to form a paragraph and type in the same year and i’ve never been normal since

[canesbian]

"no means no" chant begins in raleigh after carter hart plays the puck

[rcmclachlan]

Can I just say it's suuuuuper cool that I, a fanfiction writer, am putting nearly 100% more thought, care, and effort into my creations than the actual showrunner

Like, I once spent two whole hours researching pizza places in LA for a single line because I wholeheartedly believe in verisimilitude, and this dingdong can't even be bothered to write a complete script for a single episode?

[hailingsweetpotatoes]

If I had a nickel for every time Dorothy Sayers wrote a book where a woman who owns a sweet shop is on a jury, I'd only have 10 cents, but it's still weird that it happened twice.

[hailingsweetpotatoes]

If I had a nickel for every time Dorothy Sayers wrote a book where a queer-coded woman is surprised that Peter doesn't take sugar in his coffee, I'd only have 10 cents, but it's still weird that it happened twice.

[sad-girl-hours23]

Me: i’m going to be so productive today

My body:

[romanceyourdemons]

i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals

[dubiousculturalartifact]

#well yeah they were film students. it's what they would have wanted

(via @big-ass-magnet

[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[hockeyfinches]

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[victusinveritas]

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[catgirl-kaiju]

[frasermittens]

happy pride month

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[bugged-ubuntu]

Today's episode of my YouTube video series is sponsored by; Some Fucking Scam

Some Fucking Scam, it seems a little sketchy now, but its lent legitimacy by the number of people they're paying to talk about it. Five years from now there will be a four hour video essay about how its a fucking scam and stole millions of dollars and leaked literally all of your data, but right now? It seems mildly convenient.

Give your money to Some Fucking Scam, because literally Every. Single. Thing. advertised by a YouTuber is a grift.