just vibin i guess

one day i'll change my bio, but for now it's going to be the same as it has been since 2015 ~INFP/Taurus/Gay/Vegan~ Credit to queen-helmaroc for the icon (go check her out, she's awesome ☺️)

[zombiemami]

Fuck Trump & every bitch who supports him

[radical-eve]

[krishnahare]

transhumanists be like go grandpa

[deathwarlock]

Playstation 5

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[candyredterezii]

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

[candyredterezii]

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

[aspiringwatcher]

what the FUCK does that mean

[shittymoviedetails]

[left-reminders]

[gotoicecream]

So you agree public schools are underfunded and this causes the education they give to be sub-par? You agree public schools need more funding?

[posthumanwanderings]

[bedazzledbooty]

Why is this the way I have to find out

[garbage-empress]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Big Time Rush will be touring my labryinth permanently

[kairibloodheart]

[corsolanite]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu

[parkchanwoohoo]

[norest4thaweary]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesamis]

i don’t think native english speakers can ever fully appreciate the emotion i felt when i first found out that the vulnerable spot on the side of your forehead which is arguably the best spot to be kissed is called your temple 

[beckyloveslife]

I work retail, and have for many years now. I'm not an easily fazed person and have a Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However, I also have a pretty intense anxiety disorder on top of other mental health issues and when I started 6+ years ago there were some customers who got to me.

So, to all the workers facing Karens and Kens out in the wild, here's my advice - cry.

If you have the type of relationships with your coworkers and managers that will support you, don't try to hold it in. Cry like the overworked, underpaid peon you are.

Nothing terrifies an asshole Karen like the indisputable proof that their actions/words are affecting you as a real live person. They feel perfectly entitled to cuss out a cashier over a wrong order/no cash policy/ face mask mandate but when that person starts to cry and asks them why they'd say such mean things? A whole other story, my friend.

There's no way to make that situation look good to the manager they demanded to speak with, either. My manager literally got a security guard fired for being so verbally abusive he made one of her employees cry.

This strategy has multiple benefits -

1. You're not standing there trying to pen up your emotions, crying is a great physical release for negative emotions and you may very well feel somewhat better afterwards.

2. The person who precipitated the situation is forced to not only see you as a person with feelings, but also has to confront the fact that their abuse has consequences beyond themselves.

3. It can actually give your higher-ups leverage to address these situations. 'They yelled at my employee' is one thing, but 'They yelled at my employee until they were in tears' is a waaaaay worse offense. A good manager can use that. Hell, it can get a security guard fired!

tl;dr: We live in a capitalist hell but we can work the system and cry at work to shame awful customers

[amarguerite]

[auckie]

His vagina is just out touching the floor!!!!!!

[auckie]

Just putting this here for the sake of completion

[avvocarlo]

you behave like a beast and you'll be put down like one

[gertruderobinsonscat]

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

[valtsv]

i love the term “found family” because it can mean anything from “over the course of our epic adventure we gradually came to realize that we had found the loving home and family we were all searching for in each other” to “i woke up in the same dumpster as this troop of idiots who immediately forcibly inserted themselves into my life despite my loud and repeated objections and increased the amount of problems in it by 200% and it hasn’t even been a week but i’m already prepared to die for every single one of them without a moment’s hesitation”

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post