The Most Dangerous Footwear in the World

A bit of everything. Politics, sci-fi. fantasy, pretty things. Tea. I unfortunately do not respond to everything in character as Spike, but you have indeed found a huge Discworld fan. - You're not getting personal details out of me, but I am an adult for those who care about knowing those things - I have a Elsewhere University RP blog under the name Crows-and-Roses, feel free to message me there as well.

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[comicweek]

Butch Harley and Ivy

ExplodiKid LySandra Vuong

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[silvermoon424]

“Who is the internet even for anymore?” is such a valid question. Companies are sanitizing the internet and stifling natural human expression in the name of child safety and being family friendly, but the kids such as fuck aren’t benefitting from this. The internet is becoming too childish for adults and yet still too adult for kids.

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Last time I posted an attractive women doing some absolutely dope shit the lesbians claimed her and you know what? Fair... but this... this is for the bisexuals

[lovezacblr]

So that's how Alucard did it 🤔

[cryoverkiltmilk]

He did it by being bisexual, yes.

[sanenc-draws]

Lady Sybil Ramkin sat off to one side, wearing a few acres of black velvet. The Ramkin family jewels glittered in her fingers, neck and in the black curls of today's wig. The total effect was striking, like a globe of the heavens.

Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have the life you've always wished for, BUT

https://wheelofnames.com/bff-wrs

Is it still the life you wished for?

yup! I can live with this

I'll learn how to deal with it eventually

this sucks, now I can't [do a certain thing]

NOPE. NOT AT ALL

Voting ended onApr 17

(the side-effect only applies to you)

[nightskylonging]

Okay, I'm curious now.

Would you go to space?

Yes!!!!! Let me go let me go let me go!

Sure, if I had the option

Nah

Oh my gosh no do not send me up there

Voting ended onApr 14

I keep talking to people who say they'd be terrified to go and I myself am the opposite.

[winglesselgniw]

[vantavarmint]

vimes in his natural habitat

[aenslem]

The Doctor Dances

[svrt-degraded]

"Ghouls and alghouls"

Drawn for a special edition commissioned by the AST publishing house.

[primarybufferpanel]

I love a highly specific pet advert

[fishingisuniversal]

One of the many fun things about Discworld to me is that if you read one of the books and really like one of the random side characters, theres a very solid chance they are the protagonist of a different discworld book

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

[simplyspider]

this vibe